This is half rant and half explanation of my problem. You've been warned.
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A few people around here might recall my roiling hatred for the STEAM platform in general, but I've dealt with it due to the excellent games that are only available through this abysmal service. Well, this past week has broken the last straw and I'm done.
Out of the four months that I have been a member of this illustrious service, I have only been able to access it for two weeks. After two weeks (just enough time to complete DX:HR and to consider buying Fallout:NV), I booted up STEAM one evening in offline mode and an error message popped up saying I could not access STEAM because I needed to be online... Ok, I guess. I hopped online just so I could get logged in and start playing. Well, steam doesn't even try to log me in, it just starts an update. The update is around 100mb, so it says, so I wander off to do some errands while it completes. It never does. I come back (update was halfway DL/d) and it says that I need to be online to update. What?
Well, fast forward three and a half months, multiple customer service contacts and multiple supposed solutions later and it's still happening. I try to boot up STEAM and it tries to update, and fails every time. I've literally tried everything, booting from STEAMTMP.exe, disabling firewalls and Antivirus, changing my internet settings, trying a different ISP altogether, changing regedit settings, uninstalling and reinstalling steam TWICE (once the normal way, then again by uninstalling it and removing all registry references to Valve and Steam using CCleaner and manually removing registry listings in the regedit tool), and literally everything I and other, more tech savvy people could think of. I never was part of the "Beta Test" program so I can only imagine the hell people go through using the beta versions of steam versus the "Stable" version I got my hands on.
No matter what I tried, even reinstalling fresh from the website TWICE, the same damn updating screen pops up (looks like a regular Windows popup versus the usual Steam-Stylized window) before I can even try to login. And like always, it would fail halfway through saying the same thing. The closest I've EVER come to the update completing was when I booted up from the STEAMTMP.exe and it downloaded the whole update then gave me some bullshit about an uncompressed file error. Tech Support just sent me to troubleshooting pages that I found all on my own long before they graced me with their help (Read: said "Fuck you" and took the piss)
I've given up on STEAM for good, even if by some black magic this problem is solved, it's just a matter of time before shit like this happens again.
~
A few people around here might recall my roiling hatred for the STEAM platform in general, but I've dealt with it due to the excellent games that are only available through this abysmal service. Well, this past week has broken the last straw and I'm done.
Out of the four months that I have been a member of this illustrious service, I have only been able to access it for two weeks. After two weeks (just enough time to complete DX:HR and to consider buying Fallout:NV), I booted up STEAM one evening in offline mode and an error message popped up saying I could not access STEAM because I needed to be online... Ok, I guess. I hopped online just so I could get logged in and start playing. Well, steam doesn't even try to log me in, it just starts an update. The update is around 100mb, so it says, so I wander off to do some errands while it completes. It never does. I come back (update was halfway DL/d) and it says that I need to be online to update. What?
Well, fast forward three and a half months, multiple customer service contacts and multiple supposed solutions later and it's still happening. I try to boot up STEAM and it tries to update, and fails every time. I've literally tried everything, booting from STEAMTMP.exe, disabling firewalls and Antivirus, changing my internet settings, trying a different ISP altogether, changing regedit settings, uninstalling and reinstalling steam TWICE (once the normal way, then again by uninstalling it and removing all registry references to Valve and Steam using CCleaner and manually removing registry listings in the regedit tool), and literally everything I and other, more tech savvy people could think of. I never was part of the "Beta Test" program so I can only imagine the hell people go through using the beta versions of steam versus the "Stable" version I got my hands on.
No matter what I tried, even reinstalling fresh from the website TWICE, the same damn updating screen pops up (looks like a regular Windows popup versus the usual Steam-Stylized window) before I can even try to login. And like always, it would fail halfway through saying the same thing. The closest I've EVER come to the update completing was when I booted up from the STEAMTMP.exe and it downloaded the whole update then gave me some bullshit about an uncompressed file error. Tech Support just sent me to troubleshooting pages that I found all on my own long before they graced me with their help (Read: said "Fuck you" and took the piss)
I've given up on STEAM for good, even if by some black magic this problem is solved, it's just a matter of time before shit like this happens again.
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