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  • #2
    Catering to demographics.

    I shave with a Mach3 because I like Sonic The Hedgehog.
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    Last edited by TheSelfishGene; 03-02-2009, 11:45 PM.
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    • #3
      sonic 3 i think you mean since sonic and knuckl;es, and i have a gilette razor still, i just buy the refill packs. anyone woh actually buys this should be shot with a duck

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      • #4
        Fixed*

        I think it's mostly for good willed mothers/grandmothers who have no idea for other gifts. Everyone need toiletries.
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        • #5
          I don't see the problem

          What I however do have a problem with is their hilarious FAQ section and thee fantastic HOW TO SHAVE section.

          I mean... c'mon! Look at that jackass! It's as if he gets off by the mere thought of making eye contact with himself in that mirror every morning or something.

          What they fortunately don't show is how he probably even uses the very same razor in his crotch every morning too, 'cause why use multiple razors for that? It's not as if there's anything down there he's not already had smeared all over that stupid overconfident smugly look of his!


          But, yeah, that entire "Gamer" thing (notice how they use digital renditions of sports celebs) is clearly an indication of this being more of a casual crowd thing than a "1337 h4x g4m3rz!" thing. And it's certainly something that'll just cash in a little extra on the word "gamer" and (grand)parents buying the males of the family some toiletries. Something I, personally, find rather welcome, as it saves me the trouble of getting it myself... 'cause not only is it damn expensive, but it's also really annoying when you realize you're missing something.

          Now... if they could only launch the Ruggedly Handsome Man line up, for those of us who tend to grow full hair helmets made out of facial hair the thickness of solid copper wires overnight (or by doing activities that doesn't involve focusing on our own ruggedly handsome facial hair); make sure to give me a call! I want to see that pack of doll sized gardening and lumberjack tools.
          Last edited by Carnivol; 03-03-2009, 06:27 AM.

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          • #6
            I use normal disposable Gilette ones from discount stores. Does the job quickly and properly.

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            • #7
              I don't shave. I am manly and have beard. And if I did shave? I wouldn't use that. I'd use a cuthroat razor honed to an edge so fine it can cut time itself.

              Which is why my beard covers a number of scars.

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              • #8
                the shaver of barry burtons nightmares

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Darkmoon View Post
                  I don't shave. I am manly and have beard.
                  AHAHAHA, thats gonna be my new quote

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by nemesiswontdie View Post
                    AHAHAHA, thats gonna be my new quote
                    lol

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                    • #11
                      I used the manly beard excuse all through university, works wonders.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The Dude View Post
                        I used the manly beard excuse all through university, works wonders.
                        i use it school, i even have my own beard language and when i hear a good song sometimes i BEARD BANG!

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                        • #13
                          Oh noes.

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                          • #14
                            I use an electric razor as I like to keep my facial hair trimmed.

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                            • #15
                              I used to play Sonic the Hedgehog, but I lost interest in it after the age of 12.

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