Official E3 2010 Thread

[Dark_Chris]

I hope there will be MGS Rising trailer today

[Vector]

www.GameTrailers.com/E3 has a pre-show airing right now.

Who do you guys think is gonna close out the show? Halo, Gears, or possibly something else?

[GuardhouseMusic]

Black Ops looks pretty. Plus I'm glad there's less of a "HOO-AHH" tone and more of a MGesque one w/ themes of responsibility.

SPEAKING OF MG!!! Edit: Well now, slow motion, precision cutting, apparent ultra violence, and environmental damage? Looks good to me. No story content though.

[Vector]

Rising is a Kinect title? Am I getting this right?

Hahahahaha, what the FUCK was that? Is that a joke? The game looks AWFUL. I just wanna know where it fits in the MGS storyline.


EDIT: So, yeah, Gears 3 looks titty-fucking awesome. And here comes Molyneux to show off Fable 3...
EDIT 2: Kinect looks like such gimmicky bullshit. Controller-less gaming? Why? Then again, they haven't even shown a game yet...
EDIT 3: ESPN ON XBOX LIVE?!! IM JIZZING EVERYWHERE. It looks fuckin' SWEET.

[DarkMemories]

So Kinect looks pretty queer (or maybe it was just the moron who decided to have even the slightest second of a Justin Bieber song play in a room full of gamers).

[Vector]

Um. This little Asian girl is REALLY creepy.

[Sonicboy 101]

Kinect this, Kinect that... I've seen enough of it to last me a lifetime.

[Vector]

Dude, this conference blows. They spent a half hour on games and, seemingly, the last hour all on this Kinect bullshit.

[DarkMemories]

I think it's safe to say Nintendo won't have the worst conference this year...

[Vector]

HAHAHAAHAH. THIS IS SUCH A JOKE. I'm laughing so hard at this dweeb trying to dance right now.

Okay, the Star Wars game looked pretty cool, but that's about it. Pricepoint is gonna be a huge deal.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Someone oughta make a GIF of the guy saying "ALRIGHT LESS TALKING MORE DANCING." Comedy gold. Too bad the conference, beyond the few games they showed before (save Fable, not much to that) blows

[Pikminister]

E3 2010: The Top 20 Kinected Press Reactions

20. @oliviamunn: Walked in late to Microsoft Natal E3 event with every single person in white rob shirt thing.... No. No, I don't want any koolaid, thank u.

19. @jeffcannata: Yes, Kinect does nintendogs, too. But it is a tiger! Extreme!

18. @mattbertz: Somewhere in Los Angeles, Nintendo is laughing

17. @CheapyD: And the only thing better than playing motion control sports mini-games is watching video of other people playing them

16. @Vahn16: That Star Wars trailer was so obviously pre-rendered. I think this event is actually making me angry with it's underwhelming-ness.

15. @CheapyD: I'm in a marketing acid trip!

14. @jwhdavison: At Microsoft thing. Wearing a white sheet, having stepped through a hole in the wall to be greeted by a family in multiple languages.

13. @Vahn16: If any creepy dancing people touch me, I will fight them.

12. @BenKuchera: Guys, you can take the ponchos off, it's called kinect and it has Wii Sports. We know already.

11. @jeffcannata: You know what wod make this event better, Microsoft? Anything.

10. @DanRyckert: According to tweets I've seen, the Kinect event seems to involve: KKK members, magic smocks, floating couches, and people dancing on flowers

9. @GI_AndyMc: In any other place this many people in white sheets would be hit with tear gas. I hate myself right now.

8. @louiethecat: I don't know WTF to think about this but I am scurred and wanna go home.

7. @Andrew_Reiner: I don't even know what to say...

6. @jeffcannata: Microsoft now has a standing army.

5. @jeffgerstmann: So does Sony rename their thing to Müv or Mooove or something now to complete in the misspelled motion controller wars?

4. @Vahn16: From now on, when I'm embarassed, I'm going to imagine everyone in these ponchos.

3.@andrew pfister: Can't wait to see what E3's closing ceremony is like.

2.@Vahn16: The only way this could have been worse was if James Cameron came out and talked for two hours

1. @GI_AndyMc: Now I know why Robbie Bach quit.



http://www.kombo.com/article.php?artid=14898

[Vector]

Take away Gears 3, Black Ops and the ESPN announcement, and I call this conference a 100% fail.

[DarkMemories]

There is no amount of facepalm that can describe this conference...

[Pikminister]

Looks like Nintendo would actually need to work miracles to have a worst conference than MS.

Jeeeesus! I'm going back to watching football.