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Alright, so I got done with this morning barely..Lemme just list a few of the things that went wrong.
I couldnt sleep, and I had work at 3:00AM. So I headed out onto the highway (Im about a half hour away from my job right now -- In the country). Everything is going fine except for the sleep. So I get to my job and get the papers. Then I start delivering.
About 10 minutes into it I hear my vehicle making a "flat tire" noise..So I stop and kill the engine to listen. Sure enough its leaking. So I drive it home asap (house in the city). I call my parents and ask them if I could borrow their car for tonight. They agree, Reluctantly and I wait for them to take the half hour trip down from the lake house to the city. (this is around 3:50AM)
While im waiting I look at the tire and its got a gigantic goddamn bolt in the center of it. Its totally fucked. So skip a lot, My dad comes down with the car and I go to finish my route (which will now be late). As im doing it for a while I come to a house where this person wants me to throw their paper up onto their porch.
No big deal, Ive done it before. But this time the paper his the railing and comes crashing down from the 2nd floor...right onto her car. HOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKK........HOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK. .. Sure enough it triggers the car alarm. FUCK! I figure itll turn off in a sec....HOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKK....Oh shit. Grab the paper off the car, throw it onto her porch and take off like a bat out of hell. I dont think she saw me but that woke up pretty much everyone in the neighborhood.
I should also mention that my parents vehicle is a new 2005 one..Which basicaly ensures that itll be THE SUCK for delivering. Not only does the dash blink and emit a horrible beep because I dont have a seatbelt on, but its got BUCKET and I mean DEEP BUCKET seats, and I keep scraping my damn leg on the way out of the car. So now I got a horribly bleeding calf as well.
Skip about 2 hours...I get home (to the city) and go to sleep. That ends my day so what was your worst day?
I couldnt sleep, and I had work at 3:00AM. So I headed out onto the highway (Im about a half hour away from my job right now -- In the country). Everything is going fine except for the sleep. So I get to my job and get the papers. Then I start delivering.
About 10 minutes into it I hear my vehicle making a "flat tire" noise..So I stop and kill the engine to listen. Sure enough its leaking. So I drive it home asap (house in the city). I call my parents and ask them if I could borrow their car for tonight. They agree, Reluctantly and I wait for them to take the half hour trip down from the lake house to the city. (this is around 3:50AM)
While im waiting I look at the tire and its got a gigantic goddamn bolt in the center of it. Its totally fucked. So skip a lot, My dad comes down with the car and I go to finish my route (which will now be late). As im doing it for a while I come to a house where this person wants me to throw their paper up onto their porch.
No big deal, Ive done it before. But this time the paper his the railing and comes crashing down from the 2nd floor...right onto her car. HOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKK........HOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK. .. Sure enough it triggers the car alarm. FUCK! I figure itll turn off in a sec....HOOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKK....Oh shit. Grab the paper off the car, throw it onto her porch and take off like a bat out of hell. I dont think she saw me but that woke up pretty much everyone in the neighborhood.
I should also mention that my parents vehicle is a new 2005 one..Which basicaly ensures that itll be THE SUCK for delivering. Not only does the dash blink and emit a horrible beep because I dont have a seatbelt on, but its got BUCKET and I mean DEEP BUCKET seats, and I keep scraping my damn leg on the way out of the car. So now I got a horribly bleeding calf as well.
Skip about 2 hours...I get home (to the city) and go to sleep. That ends my day so what was your worst day?
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