Recently Seen Films

[Agent_Wong]

*CLANG CLANG*

[Trent]

^Portman is nominated for Best Actress, not Best Actor.

Wops!

That's the moment when I wish that Portman was a man, such that we get some excitement going.

[Darkmoon]

I was just exposed to Big Titted Zombies by a friend. There was a flame throwing vagina zombie. I no longer have any idea what the hell just happened.

[I_Am_Nemesis]

I was just exposed to Big Titted Zombies by a friend. There was a flame throwing vagina zombie. I no longer have any idea what the hell just happened.

Damn..... And I thought Zombie Strippers was bad. To be fair these types of movies are always good to watch with a bunch of mates and some beers for a good laugh.

[Trent]

I've watched Zombie Strippers. I still would like to have those 94 minutes of my life back.

I_Am_Nemesis, is that quote in your signature from Gladiator?

[aris13]

Unfortunately, I don't think Winter's Bone is going home with anything.

I know but at least it was nominated, and that's a big deal for a small budget film.

[REmaster]

I know but at least it was nominated, and that's a big deal for a small budget film.

I keep hearing about this movie, mostly because the lead girl is from my town (louisville). My girlfriend watched it and said it was awesome, I might give it a try. I went to the movies twice this weekend and saw "Biutiful" and "Just go with it". Biutiful was really good and depressing(one in the same?), with some pretty creepy parts along the way and I hope Javier Bardem at least gets an oscar nod for his haunting performance.

"Just go with it" was suprisingly funny, even hilarious at times. There's a few dull moments where the light piano keys begin to play and cheesy love plots ensue, but for the most part the movie reminded me of the older sandler flicks like "The Wedding Singer". This is by no means a classic but a big step up from several previous Sandler movies, other than "Funny People" which was a win/win combination to start with.

[I_Am_Nemesis]

I've watched Zombie Strippers. I still would like to have those 94 minutes of my life back.

I_Am_Nemesis, is that quote in your signature from Gladiator?

Yeah it is, Maximus says it near the end of the film. I hope i've got the quote correct though because I think its meant to say " all a man" not "All that man".

Also talking about these poor films reminds me of a film I found on Xbox Live called "Killer Condom!!!" which I was tempted to actually watch. I kind of enjoy watching pure, basic, horrible films. Meh I get a kick out of them.

[Trent]

To the best of my memory it is "all a man can do, is smile back".

[I_Am_Nemesis]

To the best of my memory it is "all a man can do, is smile back".

Ah crap, thought it might be. Cheers anyway I'll just have to sort that out.

Well I finally got around to see Pans Labryinth and it was pretty damn good. Not quite what I was expecting but still great. Although I really didn't like that faun, he just did not look trust worthy!

[Trent]

Pan's Labyrinth is great! Not the usual that you might expect from such a film.

[Guest]

Pan's Labyrinth is great! Not the usual that you might expect from such a film.

It is an EXCELLENT movie
What do u mean by "Not the usual that you might expect from such a film."??

[Trent]

For me it seemed very dark for its genre, but that is what I loved about it.

[I_Am_Nemesis]

I expected it to be dark I just expected it to be a bit more like the film Labryinth, you know with the young girl getting lost in there and meeting magical creatures along the way. The film spent a lot more time in the real world than it did in the fantasy world. Not that this bothered me in the slightest though.

[Darkmoon]

Damn..... And I thought Zombie Strippers was bad. To be fair these types of movies are always good to watch with a bunch of mates and some beers for a good laugh.

Stupid exploading monitor...this was a Japanese No Budget movie. When the credits at the start tell you that a single guy was responsible for the 'Special Effect' they're not joking. Bar blood and, I kid not, jelly dumped a girls neck to simulate a neck wound the flamethrowing vagina was pretty much it. Or, the sushi flying off the plate...because everything came back to life.

On the plus side, it's 70 minutes long and I laughed so hard I believe I passed out. It doesn't take itself even remotely seriously, and did a much funnier job of it than Zombie Strippers did.

Other highlights include;

- The same 'bonk' noise used everytime a zombie gets smacked on the head, regardless of what they're actually hitting them with. Count them all!
- The strippers running over an old guy on the off chance he might be a zombie. Apparently, it was hard to tell if he was dead or not before the outbreak...
- The scariest midget in the world.
- It's in 3D too. Old, red and green 3D at that!

Still, it is utterly hilarious if you fancy something to amuse yourself.