Watched Conan the Barbarian, the remake and I gotta say...talk about fuck awful. The script is bad, direction is mediocre, the editing is surprisingly amateurish, theres no real flow of a story in the film and its also...off in the films transitions, and even the music in the film sucks. Its so bland and generic I can hardly remember what it sounds like, most of the acting is ok...minus Rose McGowans porn star performance. Seriously, everyone in the film speaks with a certain tone in their voice, and in some cases an accent, but McGowan sounds like a goddamn valley girl.
The remake makes the Schwarzenegger original film look great, and the original film was pretty bad too, especially to those of us who are familiar with the original stories from the 30's(Father read them to me when I was a kid, I've re-read some of them myself since.) but the 81' Schwarzenegger film at least had something of its own to present in terms of music and story.
This films story was a mishmash of other films, and it really sucks as a whole.
Waste of a good opportunity. Avoid the film like a plague.
The remake makes the Schwarzenegger original film look great, and the original film was pretty bad too, especially to those of us who are familiar with the original stories from the 30's(Father read them to me when I was a kid, I've re-read some of them myself since.) but the 81' Schwarzenegger film at least had something of its own to present in terms of music and story.
This films story was a mishmash of other films, and it really sucks as a whole.
Waste of a good opportunity. Avoid the film like a plague.
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