Unbelievable. I went to a cafe earlier for my breakfast, and I saw some student looking bloke buy a tuna sandwich and a health drink, then he sliced the sandwich into segments and ate them while tapping away on his Apple netbook. Meanwhile I'm there munching my bacon, egg and sausage sandwich, swilling hot tea like a real man.
When I saw him pull out his iBook shit from a messenger bag, it explained everything. Finished my sandwich, walked outside, sparked up a cigarette and strode past him secure in my overwhelming masculinity.
When I saw him pull out his iBook shit from a messenger bag, it explained everything. Finished my sandwich, walked outside, sparked up a cigarette and strode past him secure in my overwhelming masculinity.
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