The official WTF?! topic!

[GuardhouseMusic]

Saddler? You're kidding! Though Richter I identified immediately, I just played SotN and I thought "You won't kill ME!"

World's fastest clapper, look at the guy's face while he's doing it. Smug, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9uk

[Bertha]

Saddler? You're kidding! Though Richter I identified immediately, I just played SotN and I thought "You won't kill ME!"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0299855/

Not listed for Chris but the rest of his voice overs are there.

World's fastest clapper, look at the guy's face while he's doing it. Smug, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9uk

....I believe in ninjas.

[Jill's Boob]

Nah, I can't remember who the Walrus belonged to...Jill's Boob has some good ones on his profile, though.

Thanks for the shout-out, but I don't recommend any Leon fans go there looking for laughs. Leon-haters however will find a bevy of laugh-inducing, poorly crafted pictures.

I will share my masterpiece (IMO) here though:

Undoubtedly, the best image ever posted on this board. I will hereby flaunt this to my many friends who claim not to see how much of an addict Jill appears to be in RE5.

Well, she technically is a P30 addict. And her appearance - pale white skin, blonde-ish/white-ish hair - is explained by viewing the monitor after you fight U-8. So, while it is funny to say that Jill looks like a cracked-out whore, her appearance does actually make sense in the context of the wacky RE5 story. I mean, not every character kept imprisoned for a duration of time (RE4 Ashley comes to mind) can maintain their physical appearance as if they were eating healthy meals, catching some sun, and possessing all of their normal grooming items.

Of course, RE4 is probably the worst "storytelling" game I have ever played in my life. (It's true...it has a worse narrative than Solitaire.) Thus Ashley's pristine condition makes perfect sense in that context.

[Bianca]

Well, she technically is a P30 addict. And her appearance - pale white skin, blonde-ish/white-ish hair - is explained by viewing the monitor after you fight U-8. So, while it is funny to say that Jill looks like a cracked-out whore, her appearance does actually make sense in the context of the wacky RE5 story. I mean, not every character kept imprisoned for a duration of time (RE4 Ashley comes to mind) can maintain their physical appearance as if they were eating healthy meals, catching some sun, and possessing all of their normal grooming items.

I'm fully aware of why Jill looks the way she does. Doesn't make the quips any less funny. (Sorry if I sound defensive, I don't intend to, but your explanation seemed a little unnecessary when the jokes, at the end of all things, really had nothing to do with story context and was simply about poking fun.)

...

Though, if want my honest opinion, I always have thought Jill to look a little "drugged out" since her REmake incarnation.

Also, I love how, like so many threads on this board, this discussion has somehow switched to becoming about Jill.

Let's talk about something else.

[Corrin]

Let's talk about something else.

No. We will talk about Jill. Non-stop Jill Talk Comin' At Your Face.

[Bertha]

Let's talk about something else.

Indeed.




This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

[Corrin]

Indeed.




This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

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Hola

[Bianca]

This thread is now about fruits that look like STD-ridden genitalia. Good day.

Fix'd.

[Corrin]

Fix'd.

Uhhh...they look p. normal to me..I mean..if uhh..

[Vector]

The one night I go to bed at a normal hour, and I miss out on all this fun. I'm upset with myself.

EDIT: This is not the most fun thing in the world to wake up to:


On a cooler note(lol get it), I'm about to take my last final of the semester and then I can finally GO HOME.

[Agent_Wong]

Indeed.




This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

The apple is vaguely reminiscent of Battleslut...err suit Jill.

[TheSelfishGene]

This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

That's a shame. I only have pictures of vegetables that look like genitalia...










oh, and a cactus.

[Canas Renvall]

PS. Chris Redfield (original voice) = Richter from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night = Saddler from RE4.

Wrong. Michael Gough = Harry Mason in SH1 = Saddler from RE4 = Carmine in Gears of War.

Check it, yo.

[Jill's Boob]

Here's what I propose for a 3rd DLC for RE5:

Chris travels to Haiti to discover the source of the zombie voodoo magic. He partners up with a local weatherman named Arthur - in the vein of the 80s buddy cop action films. Following the life goals of deceased BSAA pilot Kirk Mathison (gettin' paid and gettin' laid), Chris & Arthur slaughter the zombified locals for cash while sexing up the zombie strippers.



ARTHUR: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be zombies.
CHRIS: So I'll need this flak jacket (a.k.a. melee vest).
ARTHUR: ... ... ... Ah tee hee hee!
CHRIS: Thanks Arthur.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Honestly, I'd rather Chris team up with that "ghetto reporter," so they can get the fuck out' this country ass muthafucka.