A virgins plea for help

[Chris_Redfield8]

i feel bad for him he has like 9 days left and only a million visits

[WeskerSexyCheez]

Hahahaha, that is SAD.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Well I'll help him out.

[Vector]

Lol, that's funny stuff. She's pretty hot.

Hopefully when she makes him her slave for a week...she'll make him do...something...out of sympathy.

[Project Omega]

If he loses, she should just give him a hundred bucks and take him to any street corner in a bad neighborhood to find someone "looking for a good time" and just be done with it already.

[Helegad]

Get Ashley Graham to blow the dickhead. She'd be happy to do it.

"So, uh, when we get back to my place... how about doing some, overtime?"

[Project Omega]

We all assume she wanted sex. What if she just wanted the gutters cleaned and the windows washed?

[mamock116]

^lol yea that would be too easy

[Gradon]

Especially for Mister Leon Scott Kenedy, notice I used his full name?
Oh well, I'm not judging him, he can do what he wants.
I just don't find it with a friend right, but thats just me.

[Chris_Redfield8]

lmao thats how you get stds lol

[Vector]

This is entertaining yet baffling. There are MANY OTHER EASIER WAYS to get laid.

Someone's getting paid for all this.

[Helegad]

Of course it's not real.

[Gradon]

Mhmm, the second the girl would see he WOULD have cheated, I think she would decline.