Holy shit...

[Malice]

...Mountain Dew Pitch Black II SUCKS ASS. I seriously don't see how ANYONE could like that drink. I tried it yesterday and nearly threw up. I had to eat an old gym sock to get the taste out of my mouth. Stick with drinking Pepsi or Coca-Cola or whatever it is you drink. Hell, if I was given the option of drinking Mountain Dew Pitch Black II or a cup of piss, I would be seriously tempted by the piss.

I wasted 74 cents on that mixture of ass and moldy ball sacks when I could of used that 74 cents to buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers(well, maybe in 1954. These days you have to spend an arm and a leg for a beg of Jolly Ranchers. But that's beside my point.)

Anyway, drink Pitch Black II if you like the taste of armpits marinated in used bath water.

[A-J]

aw man, we dont get stuff like that over here

[Ackart The Fox]

Hell, Mountian Dew sucks anyway. I don't see why you would want to drink a special edition of a crappy drink anyway.

[A-J]

i sorta like the normal mountain dew

[Dot50Cal]

I stay away from it, since it lowers your sperm count lol. Yellow # 5 is the culprit I beleive. Thats not in Pitch Black 2 though.

[A-J]

wah ? where the hell did you read that from.

No more mountain dew from now on if thats true :p

[Nikovich]

Yeah, he's right, though I'm not sure it's that specifically, it is one of the coloring agents. But yeah, I only drink Pepsi and Coke, and not as much as I used to. Not good for the bones.

[Dot50Cal]

Oh, Looks like its false lol http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm Jeeze...Damn you K5!

[A-J]

woo hoo !!

*pops up a can of mountain dew*

[James]

I stay away from it, since it lowers your sperm count lol. Yellow # 5 is the culprit I beleive. Thats not in Pitch Black 2 though.

yup. That was mythed ages ago >_>

[Nikovich]

I think I remember hearing something about it not being true. Whatever though. Still, don't drink it. Fake ass lemonade.

[Ackart The Fox]

Water works just fine. And if you need caffene, Tea or a Dr Pepper. Yeesh.

[Nikovich]

Or a jolt cola. It makes the sound of a cryogenic freezer being opened when you twist the cap off.

Tastes like ass though.

[Ackart The Fox]

Or a jolt cola. It makes the sound of a cryogenic freezer being opened when you twist the cap off.

Tastes like ass though.

Ar. Jolt always tasted like a sweet Pepsi to me.


Could always drink Bawls. Or better yet.... not. That........ drink has a horrid taste.

[hawaiian_dragon]

My friend drank it. I haven't drank it.