Is it wrong to laugh at the misfortune of others?

[nemesiswontdie]

Today, I was looking at this site when my wife called to ask what I was doing, I told her I was looking at a website called F*** My Life and she hung up. I called her back and got yelled at because she thought I was using a website called F*** My Wife. FML

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

sounds like today

lmfao

this is now my all time fav website

[missvalentine]

i can't help but laugh at some of these, but then i feel really bad, cause i feel sorry for them afterwards.

[Helegad]

Is anyone getting the feeling that this is all written by one person with a creative mind?

[Bertha]

Is anyone getting the feeling that this is all written by one person with a creative mind?

Submit one then and see if it pops up.

[nemesiswontdie]

Submit one then and see if it pops up.

ill submit one

wtf it takes awhile to get posted? its not like you can say something and then they post it, i think they wanna look at it

if mine does get posted chrisredfield29 should be able to pin point it out
it should be under the sex thread on there

[Vector]

Is anyone getting the feeling that this is all written by one person with a creative mind?

Don't ruin my fun.

[Alexia_Ashford]

I feel sick.

Today, I woke up after fooling around with this guy and we used whipped cream. I didn't shower right after and it started to feel uncomfortable down there. I discovered that maggots had formed in the whipped cream residue. FML

That is absolutely disgusting. Maggots on your vagina. Oh god.

Some of the others are quite funny though.

[Bertha]

I feel sick.



That is absolutely disgusting. Maggots on your vagina. Oh god.

Some of the others are quite funny though.

That one made me sick too.

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream."

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it.


Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "i'm bored."

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog

These are a few I saw today when I was on my break at work that made me have a laugh. First one especially.

[Anders]

That is absolutely disgusting. Maggots on your vagina. Oh god.

I once read about a girl who did that on PURPOSE for some fu**ed up reason, and in a way hundred times worse than using whipped cream. I'm not going to say anything more than that. She ended up in the hospital for a long time.

Copyrighted color pirated! Ban on?

[nemesiswontdie]

a fat girl came over to my house last night, who i was suppose to nail cuz i was a wing man for my friend. she went to the shitter and i got scared and decided to bail on her in my own home and during that time i left her a note on my door saying " get out, i sure am" and slammed the front door shut and ran away from my own home, i come back a hour later and shes gone, and she took some of my dvds, cds and a 2 liter of dr.pepper. FML

i wonder if n e 1 on here is gonna find out who posted that???

[Vector]

Hahahahaahah, dude, I told you it would get published. That site is all true horror stories.

[Alexia_Ashford]

I once read about a girl who did that on PURPOSE for some fu**ed up reason, and in a way hundred times worse than using whipped cream. I'm not going to say anything more than that. She ended up in the hospital for a long time.

Copyrighted color pirated! Ban on?

Seriously? What happened? If it's too explicit to put here, tell me in PM. How could you end up in hospital because of having maggots on your cooch?

[Bertha]

Seriously? What happened? If it's too explicit to put here, tell me in PM. How could you end up in hospital because of having maggots on your cooch?

....maggots....cooch....just stop and think about it for a little while...and imagine the infections and diseases you could get.

I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys.

Something similar happened to a friend of mine before...and it was hilarious. She was staying out of town with her grandparents to help them move, and when she was unpacking one of the boxes...she found a few things she wished she never saw in her grandparents possession. We still tease her about it.

[Alexia_Ashford]

But if having it overnight isn't enough to give you an infection, how could this person have carried on a normal life or just laid in bed with maggots down there, intending for it to be infected? Ugh. Some people are weirdos.

It's as bad as that guy on Jerry Springer who cut his own legs off and uses a wheelchair because one day he decided he "didn't want his legs anymore".

[Vector]

The thought of my grandparents doing ANYTHING sexually related makes me want to jump out of a 10th story window.