oh ok that 1 my bad but my question is.. y would u want maggots n u? 4 hells sake y would u want any bug n u?
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Originally posted by nemesiswontdie View Posty would u want maggots n u? 4 hells sake y would u want any bug n u?
Anyway, let's not turn this into the (un)official THIA gross thread... there are forums out there dedicated entirely for that kind of things.
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Okay, seriously, I just ate...let's move away from the maggots.
Today, I was going to lose my virginity to my girlfriend of 2 months. We decided to go into the woods where nobody would see it. We were rolling around naked for a while, when all of a sudden rashes appeared all over. My girlfriend then noticed we were in poison Ivy and my member had it the worst. FML
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Today, I was going to lose my virginity to my girlfriend of 2 months. We decided to go into the woods where nobody would see it. We were rolling around naked for a while, when all of a sudden rashes appeared all over. My girlfriend then noticed we were in poison Ivy and my member had it the worst. FML
(OK, not that bad really, none of us got anything down THERE, just pretty much everywhere else.)Last edited by Anders; 02-09-2009, 07:13 PM.
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im not into woodland sex, its kind of a turn off but thats just me
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
nothing says i love your daughter than seeing your daughter and your daughters boyfriend naked together and one of them
is knocked out
heres a hint the boy is still conscious... not for long thoLast edited by nemesiswontdie; 02-09-2009, 09:44 PM.
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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.
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Originally posted by ChrisRedfield29 View PostI lol'd hard(lol hard, get it, GET IT?!).
lol i think we get it
Today, I sold my car for cash. Then, I rode a borrowed bike to the bank to deposit it. When I got to the bank, I didn't have the envelope, and I realized I had dropped an unmarked envelope with over 2500 dollars in cash on the ground in a sketchy, sketchy area. Now I have no car, and no money. FML
ahah this one made me laugh, cuz that would REALLY REALLY SUCK
Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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There are some kooky ones, which I enjoy. Very Simpsonic, if you will.
Today, I scored the winning goal in the state finals. For the other team. FMLToday, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut. FMLToday, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FMLToday, my best friend and I were walking down the block. A huge palm branch fell right in front of me, but it wacked her in the face, and I stood there laughing - turns out she's in a coma. FMLToday, was the first time I saw a man's sex organs in real life. I was in anatomy dissection class and had to pull the cadaver's testicles out of his scrotum. FML.
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