Is it wrong to laugh at the misfortune of others?

[Alexia_Ashford]

oh ok that 1 my bad but my question is.. y would u want maggots n u? 4 hells sake y would u want any bug n u?

Why you're asking me this, I have no idea... o.O.

[Anders]

y would u want maggots n u? 4 hells sake y would u want any bug n u?

It was some kind of creepy sexual desire. But as I said, it may be a fake story. It was posted on the Internet by the girl herself, anonymously of course.

Anyway, let's not turn this into the (un)official THIA gross thread... there are forums out there dedicated entirely for that kind of things.

[nemesiswontdie]

Why you're asking me this, I have no idea... o.O.

i have no idea either i guess its a question directed at everyone

[Vector]

Okay, seriously, I just ate...let's move away from the maggots.

Today, I was going to lose my virginity to my girlfriend of 2 months. We decided to go into the woods where nobody would see it. We were rolling around naked for a while, when all of a sudden rashes appeared all over. My girlfriend then noticed we were in poison Ivy and my member had it the worst. FML

Jesus. Gotta say he asked for that one, though. Although I probably would've been just as eager.

[Anders]

Today, I was going to lose my virginity to my girlfriend of 2 months. We decided to go into the woods where nobody would see it. We were rolling around naked for a while, when all of a sudden rashes appeared all over. My girlfriend then noticed we were in poison Ivy and my member had it the worst. FML

Same thing happened to me (except for the virginity thing), only the problem was ants instead of ivy. FML.

(OK, not that bad really, none of us got anything down THERE, just pretty much everywhere else.)

[nemesiswontdie]

im not into woodland sex, its kind of a turn off but thats just me

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

nothing says i love your daughter than seeing your daughter and your daughters boyfriend naked together and one of them
is knocked out
heres a hint the boy is still conscious... not for long tho

[Canas Renvall]

For the love of... I just saw the seed pod boob. I don't care if that's fake; it's still... *shudder*



And my four-day school week has just been dampened now. Great. If I have nightmares about bugaboos (which, ironically, means "imaginary fear"), I will freak. D:

[nemesiswontdie]

For the love of... I just saw the seed pod boob.:

ahaha u now have suffered the wrath of the seed pod boob

[Vector]

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

Sluts...AGAIN. Goddamn sluts, dude. Seriously. Sluts.

[nemesiswontdie]

Sluts...AGAIN. Goddamn sluts, dude. Seriously. Sluts.

lol calm down

[mamock116]

lol that website is awesome i bookmarked it. good find

[Stars1356]

I was having a bad day because my girl was just being annoying but after reading this site I felt a little better. Some of the stuff is a little distutbing liike the one with the maggots.

[Vector]

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.

I lol'd hard(lol hard, get it, GET IT?!).

[nemesiswontdie]

I lol'd hard(lol hard, get it, GET IT?!).

lol i think we get it

Today, I sold my car for cash. Then, I rode a borrowed bike to the bank to deposit it. When I got to the bank, I didn't have the envelope, and I realized I had dropped an unmarked envelope with over 2500 dollars in cash on the ground in a sketchy, sketchy area. Now I have no car, and no money. FML

ahah this one made me laugh, cuz that would REALLY REALLY SUCK

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

lmao that sounds like something i would say

[GuardhouseMusic]

There are some kooky ones, which I enjoy. Very Simpsonic, if you will.

Today, I scored the winning goal in the state finals. For the other team. FML

Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut. FML

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

Today, my best friend and I were walking down the block. A huge palm branch fell right in front of me, but it wacked her in the face, and I stood there laughing - turns out she's in a coma. FML

Today, was the first time I saw a man's sex organs in real life. I was in anatomy dissection class and had to pull the cadaver's testicles out of his scrotum. FML.