Carnivol proudly presents~ SPAM MAIL!

[wBirkin]

i've never received a sex one. ever. do you have to surf tons of porn or something to get it? i never get spam...haha how do you guys get so much?

[TheJackal118]

Haha, i've always had my share of these, usually to porn sites like:

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[wBirkin]

jesus that's the weirdest thing i've ever read. awesome.

[Dot50Cal]

i've never received a sex one. ever. do you have to surf tons of porn or something to get it? i never get spam...haha how do you guys get so much?

Nah, But even if I did I wouldn't be stupid enough to submit my email to a list

This is all in my THIA inbox, which gets bombed all the time. When you have a moderately popular site people search google cache for emails.

[wBirkin]

aha so i see
that would explain it.

pff i thought i was popular

[TheJackal118]

Nah, But even if I did I wouldn't be stupid enough to submit my email to a list

I've never put my name on any list, but i still get these emails. I just double checked and they sent it to my email but the name they put with my email is not even remotely even close to my name.

[LeonsBuddyDave]

Sometimes I read spam mail if I just need a good laugh.
However...

Some asshat who had my email (ebay?) apparently beleives in chain mails as I just got this:

Dot50 did it for me.
Asshat?!? I love the word Asshat!

[Carnivol]

Time to bump this one back! Seems like 2008 didn't bring any awesome spam

Fortunately, 2009 has invited some stuff into my inbox.

Subject: Please reply immediately

(I better read that one, looks important)

Dear friend
I am Mr.Dadah Usman Banker in, Bank of Africa
I contacted you now on a business deal of us$8,000.000 to transfer into your account
The depositor of the said fund died with his entire family during the Iraq war in 2006.
The customer & his entire family died, unfortunately, leaving nobody for the claim. if we make this claim, we will share it 40%/60%. If you are interested reply I will give you the full details.+226 45 76 79 49
Waiting for reply
Best regard
Mr.Dadah Usman

Woah! That's pretty sad to hear there, Mr. Dadah Usman...

But I can't help but feel that your story is lacking some vital details...
Why/How can the Bank of Africa () claim this money?
I was always under the impression that Iraq was part of Western Asia, and at least Wikipedia and my Atlas seems to agree with me on that one...


Now... let's have a look at another piece of fine art;

Subject: I want to have relations with you

(That's pretty direct... Since it's 3am at night, I'd better check this one out now)

Hi Dear !!!
How are you today? I really hope that all good for you.
My name is Tatyana. I'm from Russia, the city is Saint-Petersburg.
I'm 24 years old a single woman. Never married and have no children.
I really hope that you will read my letter with interest.
I want to develop our relations with You. I hope that you will answer to my letter and we will have
good time together. Please, answer to me as soon as you can.

My personal e-mail address: vik.tat.rus@gmail.com

Yours new friend Tatyana

P.S. I sent my photo. I hope that you like it. Please, answer to me with your photo too. Bye....

Emery Cannon must be a great (irresponsible/careless) friend. For letting her friend Tatyana use her e-mail to send such sleezy and direct stuff to complete strangers. Now, if it weren't for the circumstances of this piece of text, I'd certainly normally read such an offer with interest.




Anyway, these mails weren't nearly as great as some of the old spam mails... So I hope 2009 is the year for when I once more get to feast my eyes upon the greatness that is spam with irresistible offers!

And how about you? Has your spam filter caught anything nice recently?

[Mr. Spencer]

All I have to say in response is this.

Which neighborly He monarchic. Be it wavy. Go he ooze...He apostatize Be noodle. The the fiasco.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Here, I have a few to share.

You can now email me at: sanimustapha85@yahoo.ca

- Dear Friend, Let me start by introducing myself,I am Mr Sani Mustapha the Bill and Exchange Manager of Bank of Africa Burkina faso. I am writting you this letter based on the latest development at my Department which I will like to bring to your personal edification.($18.5million transfer claims). This is a legitimate transaction and I agreed to offer you 40% of this money as my foreign partner after confirmation of the fund in your bank account, If you are interested,get back to me immediately for more details,Best Regards,Mr Sani Mustapha


From:Mr.Maxwell Tony.
SA Post Office
P.O. Box 10 81
PRETORIA 0083
SOUTH AFRICA.

{MONEY TRANSACTION}
{THIRTY SIX MILLION USD}
(RE:TRANSFER OF($36,000,000.USD)


Dear Good one!!!!!

My name is Mr. Maxwell Tony, and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa On a routine inspection, I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead)leaving no beneficiary to the account The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead and nobody will come again for the claim of this money.it is only a foreigner that can claim this money with proper information. I need your cooperation to clear this money from the bank. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If you are interested send me your private Telephone No and Fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the Deposit. Utmost confidentiality is needed in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached.


Why are all these about "The Bank of Africa"?

[Gradon]

You can now email me at: sanimustapha85@yahoo.ca

Bank of Africa? CANADIAN email? Makes sense.

[Carnivol]

Dear Good one!!!!!

[Alexia_Ashford]

Lol XD The thing is though, I never get these on my private, googlemail account. I always get them with hotmail. I've not had any REALLY funny ones though. I used to get them. Must be the recession. :re:

[Canas Renvall]

The Bank of Africa must have to do with RE5.

Way to go, Crapcom, now you actually are doing viral advertising.

[randomwab]

So, I just checked my inbox and found an e-mail that was pretty interesting, I'd say.

The sender is "5wiitp@googlemail.com" so not much detail there.

The e-mail title? "Feel free." What an interesting, yet vague title for spam. I should check this ish.

The e-mail reads…

"To get a life, I mean. I know you made the ED on me, as if you have the best grammar on THIA. I observed you. You rarely make a spelling error, so it had to have been you who wrote that up."

...

:O

Thanks for the compliment on spelling Peter, but a simple spell check in Word can turn any post into one similar to my own.

Link to the site for the lazy: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/*****_******** (You can fill in the blanks if you're in the know, we don't speak his name anymore).