random facts of the day

[Vector]

FACT: I got a haircut yesterday. Short regular with a 2 on the sides.

I walked out of the barber shop and got offered 3 blowjobs. By 3 different girls. Yup.

Fact: Purple fucking Parrots!

"We're on steroids! Thanks, Nickelodeon!"

[nemesiswontdie]

FACT: I got a haircut yesterday. Short regular with a 2 on the sides.

I walked out of the barber shop and got offered 3 blowjobs. By 3 different girls. Yup.

u get the suxy suxy?

[hellrizer]

u get the suxy suxy?

Fact: Can get AIDs from blowjobs.

[nemesiswontdie]

Fact: Can get AIDs from blowjobs.

theres no way thats true, the mouth aint a sexual organ unless...

[hellrizer]

theres no way thats true, the mouth aint a sexual organ unless...

Well i have seen reports saying that AIDs can come from anywhere from the body and when i say everywhere i mean EVERYWHERE!! That is if they are right...

[Canas Renvall]

Fact: Stalin got mooooves!

And apparently he fights the aliens from Toy Story.

Really though, an ant is the strongest animal in comparison to its weight. It can carry up to 100 times its weight. That's more than Chris now!

[riderkid]

if you listen to ashlee simpson music while watching hannah montana, you can actually die from being stupid enough to do something like that

[nemesiswontdie]

if you listen to ashlee simpson music while watching hannah montana, you can actually die from being stupid enough to do something like that

damn, who was brave enough to do that?

[rehunk88]

Fact: Paranormal State is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad TV show that also happens to be 100% BULLSHIT FAKE.

fact : but ghost hunters is real and rocks so much !

[ValentineKnight]

FACT: I got a haircut yesterday. Short regular with a 2 on the sides.

I walked out of the barber shop and got offered 3 blowjobs. By 3 different girls. Yup.

Wait seriously?Just a haircut and they offer you sucky sucky? They didn't even know you

[riderkid]

damn, who was brave enough to do that?

its was a bet on a copy of bioshock, i almost died. thank god my friend had some ensiferum on his mp3 or i'd be dead

[nemesiswontdie]

its was a bet on a copy of bioshock, i almost died. thank god my friend had some ensiferum on his mp3 or i'd be dead

you brave soldier

[adamb1029]

Fact:Females do exist on the internet,however in far less numbers then males

[Vector]

Fact:Females do exist on the internet,however in far less numbers then males

FALSE.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Fact: Red haired people feel 10% more pain.

(anyone who denies this fact probably has red hair)