Funny thread.

[nemesiswontdie]

uuhhhhh.......


yeah and people call ME weird...

[Beanovsky Durst]

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/p...eogame/1376577

....really?

Extreme !

There are a lot of videogame girls I wish they were real, but this???
I wonder if they'll have sex via the GBA slot or they need an extra adapter hehe

[Vector]

That's retarded but I'm not one bit surprised by any of it. He is Japanese, after all.

[Jill's Boob]

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/p...eogame/1376577

....really?

I wonder if they'll have sex via the GBA slot or they need an extra adapter hehe

That dude is totally into Wi-Fi threesomes.

God Bless Japan.

[WeskerIncarnate]

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/p...eogame/1376577

....really?

"...that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time..."

This. Sounds like someone yearning for attention, if you ask me.

If this guy is in fact completely serious, something may have gone wrong in his head, more importantly...

[WeskerIncarnate]

Taken from a recent omegle conversation:

Stranger: will u butter my muffin?
You: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/kittens
You: Check that out first.
You: Then I will.
You: Cute kittens, aren't they?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I couldn't resist. And hint: I wouldn't recommend you go to that link. Seriously.

[Canas Renvall]

^ Dear God, you sick... sick bastard.

I love your sense of humor.

[Vogue_Dirge]

omg omegle is epic. I've had some pretty damn interesting convos on there.

[WeskerIncarnate]

^ Dear God, you sick... sick bastard.

I love your sense of humor.

Why thank you, Canas.

Stranger: horny female that wants to cyber?
You: FINALLY yes
You: are you a female or male?
You: im bi, so...
Stranger: male
You: oh okay thats fine
You: so..
You: are we gonna or what?
Stranger: Sure. You are a girl, right?
You: yes i'm girl
You: i know lots of people on here really aren't.
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: cup size?
You: d
Stranger: Nice
You: so yeah
Stranger: you start.
You: no, you start
Stranger: Okay, are you wearing panties or a bra?
You: no bra but panties
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: and you are wearing...?
You: nothing else i guess
Stranger: Alright. I'll get started
You: okay
Stranger: *I start kissing you on your neck and boobs*
You: And then you go down...
You: You pull off the panties...
You: AND THERE'S A PENIS OH NOES.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vogue_Dirge]

Here are a few of mine:

Stranger: hi
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: m/f/
You: well
You: I was born male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: You're boring
Stranger: yes
You: the least you could do is ask for dirty pictures
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi! Are you a female who likes displaying her body on webcam? Yahoo! Messenger?
You: I don't display my body
You: I reveal it like a piece of mother fucking art
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sounds amazing
You: I like to think of myself as a sexual performance artist
You: that's what I'm best at
Stranger: that's really impressive
Stranger: what else do you do?
You: What do you think of me covering my body in glitter and stripping to 'Amazing *****'?
Stranger: sounds super hot
Stranger: but amazing *****?
You: yes
Stranger: sort of slow, isn't it?
You: It would stand in stark contrast to the songs meaning
Stranger: but it would make your neck hairs stand
Stranger: would be fun
You: What do you think of Lady Gaga?
You: She inspires most of my work
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one is a bit explicit:
Spoiler:

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You: I wanna suck your cock
Stranger: horny?
Stranger: and wet?
You: Always bitch
Stranger: i wanna eat ur pussy
Stranger: and ram ur ass
You: Umm...I'm a guy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheSelfishGene]

I just got linked this. I love it

http://vimeo.com/8121722

[GuardhouseMusic]

Is that you? I'm suspicious of that "linked to this" explanation >.>

I'm sure a bunch of people here have already seen Ventrilo Harassment, but I can't resist. I've been watching this one in particular, you'll enjoy it if you hate prepubescent voices online.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzXsS6oePd4

[TheSelfishGene]

No, that video is not me. It was taken in the city where I live though.

[jagger916]

Taken from a recent omegle conversation:

Stranger: will u butter my muffin?
You: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/kittens
You: Check that out first.
You: Then I will.
You: Cute kittens, aren't they?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I couldn't resist. And hint: I wouldn't recommend you go to that link. Seriously.

Thats just great. I really needed that.

[nemesiswontdie]

I HAVE to play this game now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei6J31UxgbM

GOD DAMN COCKBREATHE COMMIE MOTHER FUCKERS! ITS A TOTAL GOATFUCK!