Single, taken, or in a relationship?

[Alexia_Ashford]

Ohh congrats Vogue! Is he a nice chappy?

[Ununoctium]

Vogue is gay? I had no idea...

[Alexia_Ashford]

Yeah he's gay, so is Gradon and a couple of other members on here.

[Darkmoon]

We like them. They keep us in fashion sense and good home decor tips.

[Alexia_Ashford]

We also have a fair share of bisexuals. I like to think we have a very diverse community. Darkmoon's manly beard is enough to make any man like men.

[Darkmoon]

It's so powerful it makes me like other men. It even did it before I grew it, that's how potent it is.

...now if I can just use it as a legal precedent for pillaging.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Aaaaand you don't have to worry about whether another man likes men, you just stroke your beard a couple of times and anyone is yours, regardless of their personal preferences. I'm sure Diana sensed it laying dormant and couldn't resist its charms.

"In his house at R'lyeh, dormant beard waits growing."