random stupidity

[nemesiswontdie]

tell all of us at THIA one of the dumbest things you have ever done in you life. though there is only one rule that i can think of at the moment and that is keep it clean or clean up the story as best as you can .
in all honesty who doesnt like people doing stupid things?
i think everyones gonna have fun with this thread...hopefully

[Corrin]

Well, hands down the stupidest thing that I have ever done was something very shameful I did back in my college days. I well, I raped a man. A wheelchair-bound man.

I guess it feels good to finally get it out in the open..

[Mr. Spencer]

Trapped my thumb in a car door.

[Corrin]

Edit*

It wasn't random. Thought I should clarify. I had completely planned my crime.

[nemesiswontdie]

Trapped my thumb in a car door.

....really? thats it? BOOOOOOOO

[kevstah2004]

Trapped my thumb in a car door.

Try getting the boot door slammed on your head cut my head open.
I was throwing my bag into my mates boot he didn't realize and bam.

[Corrin]

Try getting the boot door slammed on your head cut my head open.
I was throwing my bag into my mates boot he didn't realize and bam.

You were throwing your "bag" into your mate's "boot", huh? Such a sexual deviant! Take that stuff elsewhere!

[Reaver]

Well the dumbest thing I did was I ran into my front door , thought it was opened...

[thedarkone]

Well the dumbest thing I did was I ran into my front door , thought it was opened...

had a similiar experience, was in a hotel room and the sliding glass door was cleaned really well and thought it was open. The wind started to blow and my trunks that i had drying were getting ready to be blown away. So i dashed off the bed to the door and knocked the mess out of myself. Im just glad i didn't break the glass.

[nemesiswontdie]

i once was skateboarding and i ollied down 7 stairs and i landed on the tail of the board and it flipped up and nailed me in the privates
i have no idea how it happend it happend so quickly lol

[YamiYumes]

Well, I managed to dislocate my boyfriend's pinky while we were in the middle of a tickle fight.

Brought the evening down rather quickly, that one did.

[Mr. Spencer]

Another thing, I spent a whole hour trying to start the lawnmower but to no avail. Then I discovered that the reason why it wasn't starting was because I had not disengaged the safety lock.

[nemesiswontdie]

Another thing, I spent a whole hour trying to start the lawnmower but to no avail. Then I discovered that the reason why it wasn't starting was because I had not disengaged the safety lock.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! all that time wasted for nothing

[JcFFx]

I forgot to zip my pants back in grade 5 when we were doing some performance for some other classes >_>

Alternatively, back in grade 10 and I lost a bit of weight my uniform pants were a little too big for me now and somehow it managed to unzip and unclasp itself to the point where it was only being held up by my belt and I didn't realize that for about half the class... the people who tried pointing it out was being a little *too* subtle...

[News Bot]

In school during some performance thing where I had to work on the lights and stage equipment with my girlfriend at the time, I accidentally left the spare microphone on. I shall not divulge the things I said.

Most of the girls were repulsed, but I got an impossible amount of high-fives from every guy in the school. Even my History teacher. I'm actually surprised I wasn't expelled.