random stupidity

[nemesiswontdie]

In school during some performance thing where I had to work on the lights and stage equipment with my girlfriend at the time, I accidentally left the spare microphone on. I shall not divulge the things I said.

Most of the girls were repulsed, but I got an impossible amount of high-fives from every guy in the school. Even my History teacher. I'm actually surprised I wasn't expelled.

ahahah yes! this is my favorite comment so far.

*gives news bot a high five*

[Canas Renvall]

Well, this one wasn't me, but I was involved.

My group of friends and I were eating at lunch in 7th grade, and there was a yo momma fight between one of them and me. All of a sudden, he shouts "Well yo momma sucks my dick!!" ...The vice-principal was right behind him. He told my friend that yelling out "sexual innuendos, believe it or not, will not get a girl into one's pants."

[riderkid]

i stole a fun sized butterfinger but the stupidest thing was that after i did the store owner gave me a full sized bar

[Dan Corson]

I don't know, that sounds like a win/win to me, riderkid.

[Enigma_632]

I once got 20p stuck up my nose, kept sneezing for a long time.

[Member_of_STARS]

In 1995 I found a wallet which had about 1000 USD in Finnish currency in it. Considering this is Estonia, in 1996 that would have made me a very, very rich 11 year old kid whos every dream would have come true.

I decided to turn the wallet in to the highschool principal. Who then gave it back to the owner and I got a 20 dollar reward from the guy who lost it.

Everyone by now must think that it was a noble thing to do and that I was a kid well raised... right?

2 years ago this came up in a conversation with my best friends mother, whos a lawyer, I also mentioned the name of the guy who lost the wallet. It turns out the guy was a major crook, working in customs at the time, so you can imagine where that money came from.

*sh!t*


A somewhat stupid thing that happened to me was just a couple of days ago. My friend had a birthday party, but he held it at his parents house. Sometime, something went wrong and he got into an argument with his mother. Being drunk and all, with no selfcontrol, he yelled at his mother, saying that she "shouldnt even be talking, because Vass here wants to sleep with you".
Its one of those times when mommas jokes really pay you back. Admittedly, his mother, at the age of 42, is friggin´ hot.

[Helegad]

It's probably not the stupidest thing I've ever done, but I handed a shirt back into my one four hour shift a week job at IGA after I was fired for no good reason, thinking that they'd give me back my deposit.

Apparently there was no record of me ever having paid the deposit.

Keyword: apparently.