Half a minute to live

[GuardhouseMusic]

Mmm, I should've posted this, but the Mallrats monologue was also the first thing that came to my mind. Either way, I don't think I'd be able to masturbate.

Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum or what?
Brodie: Jesus CHRIST, man, there's just some things you don't TALK about in public!

[nemesiswontdie]

ahahahahah yup so true.

[Gradon]

I'd spend my 30 seconds thinknig what to do for those 30 seconds.
Then die.

[BadWolfX]

I'd probably spend the thirty seconds screaming my ass off, I wouldn't be thinking coherently to actually think anything specific.

[WeskerIncarnate]

Jump out right before the plane crashes.

If I run out of time, oh well. But there are certainly many regrets I'd die with.

[Dot50Cal]

I think most people would say that they would pray to whatever religion they are a part of. Me? Well, I'd probably just look for some human contact. Maybe grab someone elses hand..maybe a bit more, who knows?

[WeskerSexyCheez]

Adopt the correct crash position. *Shrug* You wouldn't really know if you were going to die or not...

[Mr. Spencer]

Simple, I'd just activate my vortex manipulator and get out of there.

[kevstah2004]

Put my head between my legs and kiss my arse goodbye.

[Branden_Lucero]

And they would love me for it.

Why?

Because it would make them rejoice in the fact that they're going to die in mere moments.

i like this guy. he's smart.

if i only had 30 seconds left to live, i'd drop a catastrophic bomb and take all your ass with me.

[WeskerIncarnate]

Simple, I'd just activate my vortex manipulator and get out of there.

I need one of those.

[kevstah2004]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml

that's enough to drive anyone to suicide repeated clips of Tim Westwood's fake American accent.

[TyrackT71]

id probley wish that RE 4-5 were good...you can only wish

[Dernez]

text my last words to my loved one


"did you remember to take out the tra- CRASH!