Anal Penetrating Chair Kills Teen

[OKeijiDragon]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/07/14/anal-penetrating-chair-kills-teen

This story brings shivers down my spine, to say the least. I can't imagine the pain this poor kid went though, so I don't suppose it would be good to say that he got teared a new one...

[REmaster]

Wow. Poor kid, that makes me feel a bit paranoid about my own computer seat.

[Helegad]

The first thing I though of when I saw the topic title was Burn After Reading.

But now I'll be paranoid whenever I sit on one of these chairs.

[A-J]

for some reason i read the title as "Anal penetrating claire kills teen".

[Anders]

for some reason i read the title as "Anal penetrating claire kills teen".

I on the other hand, thought it was one of those nice chairs with a penis on top.

[DXP]

*gulps* that's the last time i use one of those kind of chairs jesus >.<

[Mesker]

I first read the title as "anal penetrating teen kills chair"

[Stars1356]

Wow that really sucks, I'm sitting on a computer chair right now and think I'm going to get up now.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Well, I have to use one of those types of chairs at work everyday. I better guard my bunghole from now on. D:

[Spiderpope]

Well there goes my chair into a skip. The luxury of being able to move up and down at the press of a lever isnt quite worth having a load of shrapnel fired into my ass.

[DrRockso]

Damn. I'm not comfortable sitting in my computer chair anymore.

[jagger916]

That just... sucks. I don't even have the urge to make a pain in the ass joke.

[WeskerIncarnate]

I remember this story.

Very weird and very...sad. That must have been painful.

[Guest]

This is a kinda odd story and poor dude died in a chair