So about 1:30am I go outside and smoke a cig. All the lights were off but I know my apartment in the dark so it was ok. I walk back in and sit on my couch and plug my PSP in to charge up, not much of a Final Fantasy fan but the new one is pretty fun as far as fighters go.
I look out my doorwall and see an arm grab the outer wall of my patio and a pair of legs follow. Now completely amused I sneak over to the door and spy on him, he was rooting thru my ashtray hunting for cigarrete butts...
I kicked the porchlight on and opened the door at the same time, and scared the crap out of him, I don't think I've ever seen someone run so fast!
I look out my doorwall and see an arm grab the outer wall of my patio and a pair of legs follow. Now completely amused I sneak over to the door and spy on him, he was rooting thru my ashtray hunting for cigarrete butts...

I kicked the porchlight on and opened the door at the same time, and scared the crap out of him, I don't think I've ever seen someone run so fast!