American Pie Trilogy

[Ghostface]

Come here to talk about the american pie series.

Discuss, you guys remember the pussy palace scene in the second one, or this legendary quote "Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo."

[nemesiswontdie]

Remember that one quote "Why do you keep making useless threads?" Thats off my favorite one.

Can't this just stick to the movie thread?

[Ghostface]

Remember that one quote "Why do you keep making useless threads?" Thats off my favorite one.

Can't this just stick to the movie thread?

Its not useless because the movie thread is about single movies....this is a franchise so it deserves its own thread.

[DONNIemo]

I remember how bad they were

[Darkmoon]

I was never impressed, but I watched them after the idea of screwing a pie and premature ejaculation were a little childish for my tastes. I was 15 when the first one was released...

[Rombie]

Technically it's not a trilogy either now, it's a series... I think they're up to seven or eight of them. The original three are linked properly, but they still manage to link each of the later ones to the earlier films (Jim's dad, Stiffler's brother, blah, blah, blah). Horrible films.

[I_Am_Nemesis]

I liked the first two and maybe the third but after that it went tits up. While I found Naked Mile and Beta house funny they were not quite as good as the first two amd I really missed the old Stiffler. The most recent one (Book of Love) was just shit.

[nemesiswontdie]

I'm with IAN the newest one Book of Love was just fucking dumb and I CANNOT stand Stiffler in BOL. The part I really really really hate him in is when that one popular chick is sitting in the food court in the mall and Stiffler just walks up to her and says "Hey baby I want a blowjob lets go" and the girl just smiles and says "Ok".

Shit makes me RAGE!

[I_Am_Nemesis]

I'm with IAN the newest one Book of Love was just fucking dumb and I CANNOT stand Stiffler in BOL. The part I really really really hate him in is when that one popular chick is sitting in the food court in the mall and Stiffler just walks up to her and says "Hey baby I want a blowjob lets go" and the girl just smiles and says "Ok".

Shit makes me RAGE!

Yep, Stiffler was awful. For me the worst part in the film was the scene with the moose, poor effects and not very funny. I also found that the embarrassing things that always happens to the protagonist in pretty much every film have been getting worse and worse. The first two films got it right with the awkwardness in the pie scene of the first film and the glue scene in the second. The whole thing about the dog trying to eat the sandwich while he was using it in this film was just terrible.

[nemesiswontdie]

Yeah I know. I mean honestly I didn't like Band Camp besides the goth chick and I didn't mind The Naked Mile and Beta house but TBOL was just fucking god awful. I can make a better move with just me sitting there talking to my self for 2 hours and I'm sure I'd get better reviews than TBOL.

Just stop making American Pie movies...Oh yeah and National Lampoon I'm looking at you too. Stop it.

[I_Am_Nemesis]

Dont forget those Scary movie films and all the spin offs of that series such as Epic Movie and Superhero Movie. They need to be stopped!

[Rombie]

^ It's a bit different. The first two Scary Movies were the Wayan's. The next two was Zucker. The remaining crapfests (Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie) were two other hackfests who were two of the numerous writers on the first Scary Movie. They have a new one coming soon called Vampire's Suck.