Hey ya'll

[Vector]

LLA'Y YEH

[Darkmoon]

...sweet unholy fuck, I've died and been sent to 4chan. This has got to qualify as spam.

[Bertha]

HEY YA'LL

[Vector]

HO HO HO Y'ALL

[Darkmoon]

Allow me to rephrase - stop spamming, or I will use your IP to track you and murder you whole you sleep.

Or my usual 1 point for post, 2 point for 2 posts method of dealing with spam. Which is less effort on my part.

[Bertha]

Allow me to rephrase - stop spamming, or I will use your IP to track you and murder you whole you sleep.

Or my usual 1 point for post, 2 point for 2 posts method of dealing with spam. Which is less effort on my part.

So its ok for mods to threaten to kill people but spamming a thread that should have been in the intros in the first place is wrong? HEY YA'll!

[Vector]

THE HORROR IS ALIVE Y'ALL

[Darkmoon]

Why yes. Mostly because, like most of my threats, it's purely done to amuse me. If it has in any way offended you, or any of the hundreds of others I've said over the years have, please feel free to report them to an admin.

However, the part about infractions wasn't a joke. Sadly, my little girl just woke up so I need to put her to sleep, but I think you guys totalled something like 13 or 14 posts each there. And since my method of dealing with spam is, as I've mentioned, one point for one post, two for two I reckon you've totalled somewhere around 70 infraction points.

...and people say I never give them anything. Allow me to do a proper count on my return.

[Mr. Spencer]

Ahh Darkmoon!

[Bertha]

Why yes. Mostly because, like most of my threats, it's purely done to amuse me. If it has in any way offended you, or any of the hundreds of others I've said over the years have, please feel free to report them to an admin.

However, the part about infractions wasn't a joke. Sadly, my little girl just woke up so I need to put her to sleep, but I think you guys totalled something like 13 or 14 posts each there. And since my method of dealing with spam is, as I've mentioned, one point for one post, two for two I reckon you've totalled somewhere around 70 infraction points.

...and people say I never give them anything. Allow me to do a proper count on my return.

lol and you honestly think me reporting you would serve any purpose, other than provide other mods and admins with a few laughs? I highly doubt that. But go on ahead and knock yourself out counting those infrac points.

BYE YA'LL


edit: I'll give you a hand in counting my posts: its 16. Enjoy.

[Vector]

OH NO, INFRACTIONS Y'ALL

[Mr. Spencer]

Colonel Hans Landa does not approve of this.

[Vector]

SAY 'AUF WIEDERSEHEN' TO YOUR NAZI BALLS, Y'ALL

[Darkmoon]

lol and you honestly think me reporting you would serve any purpose, other than provide other mods and admins with a few laughs? I highly doubt that. But go on ahead and knock yourself out counting those infrac points.

BYE YA'LL


edit: I'll give you a hand in counting my posts: its 16. Enjoy.

Yes. It will. Despite what the occasional wandering troll claims, the mods are held to the same standards as others here. Of course, the trolls do that most because otherwise they have to accept that, yes, they did something wrong when they got banned.

I don't think you managed 16, since I'm only counting the 4chan picture assault as spam, but we'll see.

I've closed the thread while I talk over whether I'm allowed to give you infraction points in the style I said, or if I need to stick to the usual method.


EDIT: Upon futher review, it appears over a hundred points for spam is a little too much. Personally, I think that it discourages repeat offences, but then again I'm against the death penalty on account of not enough suffering. One point per spam post and ten for ignoring moderator instructions it shall be.