You are cordially invited.

[Mr. Spencer]

This evening I've decided that I'm going to be getting shitfaced, namely due to various factors in my life which I'm not inclined to divulge while in a sober state. But as soon as I'm hammered I'll be happy to force them down your ears whether you want to hear them or not, I just don't give a shit any more. I don't know exactly how you can join me, probably on MSN but chances are I'll be around on here making posts of a dubious nature.

Anyway, felt like making that known to people on here.

[PracticalAl]

I hope you are okay Mr. Spencer. I will pray for you.

[Inferno04]

Is there anything I can say to convince you not to do this?

[Alexia_Ashford]

Is there anything I can say to convince you not to do this?

What's wrong with getting shitfaced? A lot of people do on a weekly basis.

[Canas Renvall]

^ I think it's more that he's saying he wants to do it to release anger, which I can agree, is probably not the best option. That usually leads to beyond shitfaced, almost like aggressive drinking.

[Trent]

Well apparently there is more to it than that, Emma.

Just stay away from sharp objects and don't drink all the alcohol, you'll be fine!

On another note, you have succeeded to get our attention.

[News Bot]

Take it from an Irishman, this never goes according to plan.

[Scream]

I accept - I don't mind joining in the fun. I just came back from a club, had four vodkas..one beer.. one tequila.. got another ice cold vodka/coke beside me.

[Mr. Spencer]

Join the party, everyone's welcome!

[alexdz]

Happy drinking, mate! Wish I could accompany you but at the moment I don't have money to buy more than 2 cans of beer.

[Scream]

What are you drinking Spencer?

[Mr. Spencer]

At the moment? Cider

[Alexia_Ashford]

Boo. Get some spirits/cocktails.

[News Bot]

Where's the whiskey? And the rum?

[Mr. Spencer]

I've got some shit lying around somewhere, I'll have to have a good look. Pretty sure I got some blackcurrant liquer somewhere, good stuff. I'll have some of that when I'm done with the cider.