Smiley got sent the wrong mail... Wesker's hiding place?

[Enetirnel]

Today he got some stuff in the mail... it seems to have been sent to the wrong place!



Yes. It does actually say that.

Since his internet connection is cutting in and out, I thought I'd post it for him on here since we thought it was fairly funny.

[Darkmoon]

..so is Wesker hiding in Smiley's house, or has Wesker killed Smiley and started wearing his skin in a freakish attempt to hide from the BSAA, or is Smiley really Wesker and has been all along?

...also, do I now know exactly where Smiley lives?

[Enetirnel]

..so is Wesker hiding in Smiley's house, or has Wesker killed Smiley and started wearing his skin in a freakish attempt to hide from the BSAA, or is Smiley really Wesker and has been all along?

...also, do I now know exactly where Smiley lives?

That does actually make sense. Who would expect Wesker skinwalking in someone that says they're a Chris fan?

Of course it makes perfect sense with him wearing his sunglasses a LOT among other things...

And I'm afraid that would be too easy Darkmoon, that address visible is the one of the organization.

[Darkmoon]

Good! Wouldn't want anyone else finding and devouring his/Wesker's liver.

EDIT: Although now that I read it...is it Wesker or Smiley involved in Doctors Without Borders? 'Cos if it's Wesker, we're pretty much gonna be fucked by a zombie apocalypse when he infects entire third world countries with a time delayed, STD variant of the T-Virus.

[Enetirnel]

Good! Wouldn't want anyone else finding and devouring his/Wesker's liver.

EDIT: Although now that I read it...is it Wesker or Smiley involved in Doctors Without Borders? 'Cos if it's Wesker, we're pretty much gonna be fucked by a zombie apocalypse when he infects entire third world countries with a time delayed, STD variant of the T-Virus.

Even if they did find him, they'd have to contend with the gun, sword toting guard known as "the brother". Clearly considering the moves that one uses, is that it's pretty clear there's just another mind-controlled guard to deal with to get to the root of the problem.

Well, either mind-controlled or the one word that we don't want to hear - clone.

And it's Wesker I'm afraid. (Would also explain the shit that went down in Africa too).

[Wrathborne]

Well, this made my day

[Ununoctium]

Full of win, this thread is.

[Xander Ashford]

Was this like an real piece of mail as in it contains important information? You know how some mail is pretty much just a flyer, and has no real purpose other than to thank you for your interest and if you want to continue sent this form back to "X"?

I just want to know if there is actually a Dr. Albert Wesker out there that goes to Africa and helps sick children.

It could have just been some Resident Evil fan sending off for info about Doctors Without Borders, and didn't want to use their real name.

If there was a real Dr. Albert Wesker, I would go to him.

[Smiley]

This was back during the event where DC Douglas did voice mail for charity. Since he chose my 'Jill Sandwich' script I donated to a charity of his choosing and he recommended 'Doctors Without Borders'. I donated under the name Albert Wesker, but that was some time ago. Must say I had a bit of a jolt when I checked the mail that day.