Ah, transporters.

[Mr. Spencer]

Transporters - reliable, efficient and fast instant transportation from one place to another. They almost seem perfect, but...what if they're not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGoPNBMH4eY

[Inferno04]

You can also get this:

http://www.en8848.com.cn/fiction/Fiction/Scific/1712.html

Or a monkey-cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlZZ9fTskxs (I'm thankful the effect looks as bad as it does, or else I'd feel sad by this xD)

[Mr. Spencer]

Shit, if I had a transporter I'd be throwing all kinds of shit in there and seeing what came out the other end. Like a guinea pig and a snake, or a cat and a badger.

I will make new additions to the animal kingdom, I'd be like Noah.

[Inferno04]