Teenage Alien Ninja Aliens

[Dan Corson]

http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/post/721877/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-arealiens

W... T... fuck? Seriously?

I always thought the whole 'mutant' thing was kind of important, but what do I know?

[Wrathborne]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens,Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens, Teenage Mutant Ninja Aliens, Heroes in a half shell, Alien Power.

[Canas Renvall]

I'm too lazy to make this.

Someone make a .gif with the Alien bursting out of the chest and screaming "COWABUNGA!!!"

[Inferno04]

I think Michael Bay hates the 80s. ><

[Vector]

More like 'implosions.' God, what a fuck-nut. Might as well make Raphael nerdy and shy and have Michelangelo enjoy reading books and use a gun.

[Pikminister]

Michael Bay and Paul Anderson... what's the difference?

[Wrathborne]

Michael Bay and Paul Anderson... what's the difference?

they're both piles of shit, but one is a little dryer.

[aris13]

Paging Archelon.....

[alexdz]

I can picture it already, 70% of the movie will be Casey and April falling in love and doing boring shit with the turtles acting more like a plot device to stabilish their relationship and in the end the US army helps defeating Shedder, who'll be hyped through the whole movie as this all-powerful being but he'll get killed in 5 minutes.

[Archelon]

Paging Archelon.....

[PracticalAl]

I can picture it already, 70% of the movie will be Casey and April falling in love and doing boring shit with the turtles acting more like a plot device to establish their relationship and in the end the US army helps defeating Shredder, who'll be hyped through the whole movie as this all-powerful being but he'll get killed in 5 minutes.

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Both of these posts made me laugh hysterically. Thank you. ♥

[Archelon]

I'm hoping it's just a case of poor wording on his part, because technically speaking, the Turtles are alien in origin, not an actual alien species. The ooze that transformed them and Splinter was created by an alien race known as the Utroms, upon which the character Krang from the original cartoon was based (though Krang himself was not an Utrom).

[Wrathborne]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88213

Michael Bay strikes back.

[Pikminister]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88213

Michael Bay strikes back.

I guess Megan Fox had a point.

[Wrathborne]

Naw, she's post-op now.