Miami Cannibal Zombie

[Enetirnel]

Yeah, I read this over the weekend! Fucking weird if you ask me. There was also a guy who cut himself open and threw bits of his intestines at police over the same weekend. O_O Zombies are coming...

Wasn't there also another couple of cannibalism arrests in the past couple of weeks in America? I remember hearing about some guy who came from Kenya that dismembered someone and proceeded to eat a bit of the other man's brain, on top of another few cannibal reports and people lunging at police biting as of late.

Odd.

Though I have to say... I'm resisting the urge to go and look for some Dexter stuff as ironically enough - I just finished reading one of the books that involves, surprise surprise - cannibals in Miami.

<_<;

[Kaneco]

Hmm...better start on stocking up on ammo then...

I'm in the mids of it all, after all I live in Miami.

In other news, another case of cannibalism (no drugs involved) in America, Guy eats roommate's heart and part of his brain in Maryland.

http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20120601/suburban-baltimore-college-student-charged-in-alleged-cannibalism-case-120601/20120601/?hub=CalgaryHome

Reminds me of some tribes' customs where they eat the hearts of fallen comrades/enemies in order to gain their courage.

[nemesiswontdie]

Alright i get it jokes are bad i will stop now.

The thing is, is that there is a time and a place for certain jokes. Obviously you didn't know this. Probably because you're too fucking stupid to understand.

As to why I'm replying to a banned member is because I know you're lurking

[Darkmoon]

Then even more reason to not reply. I don't want him to re-register and make a mess. It's annoying to clean up.

[nemesiswontdie]

You LOVE IT!

I do feel bad for the guy who got his face chewed off. Can you just imagine a naked guy running up to you and just chewing your face off?
When getting attacked, most people protect their face and he wasn't able to do that apparently.

[Olandex]

Wow. Although I don't exactly think that zombies are actually coming, I do have a feeling that something might be up. There has been a LOT of really fucking weird cases going on these last few weeks... Can't help but feel a bit unsettled.

[aris13]

I guess the police won...that "faceoff".

Spoiler:

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[Reston]

It happened again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/06/carl-jacquneaux-bit-a-chunk-of-victims-face_n_1574316.html

[Wrathborne]

Son of a bitch...just no.

[Zombie_X]

You guys ever think it's that fungus that takes over the brain? There is a fungus that infects insects and takes over the brain while turning off other bodily functions. It then reanimates the bug and commences to grow out of the insects head and has control over them. The bug starts to decompose and the fungus feeds off the rotting bug. Just think if this mutated into a strain that can infect humans... fuck.. Zombies may end up being real one day.

All these events got me wondering, WTF is going on? These are Zombie-like cases and they've sprouted up fast and around the same time.

[ylj619]

Oh dear. :/ Probably zombie is the new "in" on the East coast.

[Rick Hunter]

The homeless guy seems to be doing better, but he lost his left eye and will need tons of surgery for the right one.

[Wrathborne]

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yQcoAnTz

And heres another zombie attack...also in florida...

[Rick Hunter]

Highly professional article...

Deputy Wildt deployed his an electronic control device after giving a verbal warning.

[Karui]

Prolly just some guy that went crazy using Bath salts or crack or something.