Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Your Resident Evil Joke

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 6
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
  • #1

    Your Resident Evil Joke

    Alright i thought of somthing random we could do on this forum. How bout we post our Resident Evil Jokes
    They can be about anything from any of the games to just random R.E related stuff. Leave Normal Jokes if you wish, but that wouldn't be funnny, not as much as a gd old Resident Evil Joke.

    example: why didn't the leeches cross the road......because they had nobody to go with.... GET IT HA HA HA

    the leeches normally turn into leech man but without him they had nobody to go with HA HA HA. CAN YOU BEAT THIS JOKE, THEN TRY YOU DAM BEST.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    What does jill do that Barry's wife won't?
    Spoiler:


    What event is Joseph not allowed withing 1 mile of?
    Spoiler:


    A zombie walks into a bar what happens?
    Spoiler:



    Why did Nemesis move to Hollywood?
    Spoiler:
    Last edited by BLSR1; 10-19-2007, 08:53 PM.

    Comment

    • #3
      Why did the crimson head cross the road?
      Spoiler:


      Marvin Branagh walks into a bar..
      Spoiler:
      Last edited by Scream; 10-20-2007, 09:00 AM.

      Comment

      • #4
        Marvin Branagh walks into a bar..
        Spoiler:
        Anyone else think that was a Michael Jackson reference?
        Last edited by Project Omega; 10-20-2007, 02:19 PM.

        Comment

        • #5
          A zombie walks into a bar what happens?
          Spoiler:
          show spoiler
          he stars off a really crappy online game
          lol, you win.

          Comment

          • #6
            the why did the nemesis go to hollywood was grand lol
            POST SOME MORE PPL

            Comment

            • #7
              What do you get when a Zombie bust down the door to the room Jill is locked in seeing her get crushed?

              Spoiler:



              sorry I tried to make a funny...
              Last edited by Stars_g36; 10-21-2007, 07:32 PM.

              Comment

              • #8
                Originally posted by Stars_g36 View Post
                What do you get when a Zombie bust down the door to the room Jill is locked in seeing her get crushed?

                Spoiler:



                sorry I tried to make a funny...
                hmmmm.........yesh lol
                gd one, keep them coming stars

                Comment

                • #9
                  let me see,

                  What's Red and black and dead all over?...

                  Spoiler:
                  Last edited by Stars_g36; 10-23-2007, 02:49 PM.

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Whats Small, Pregnant and can't climb ledges?
                    Spoiler:
                    Last edited by BLSR1; 10-24-2007, 04:52 PM.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      ohh good one BLSR... did you like mine

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        loved the last two, here's mine
                        why was the nemesis after jill in r.e3?
                        because he heard she was a sandwhich......
                        hee hee NOW THAT'S FUNNY
                        i really have to sit down and think next time ;p

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          I fixed my last one

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            ahaha nice

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              In Resident Evil 1, why did Barry really have to hide saying he went to get some "fresh air"
                              Spoiler:


                              In Resident Evil 1, why did Forest come back from the dead and chase Chris when he came near.
                              Spoiler:

                              Haha

                              In Resident Evil 2, why was Claire in such a hurry to leave the Police Department, and why did she go down to the sewer afterwards.
                              Spoiler:


                              After Resident Evil 2, why did Claire get a Sequel First
                              Spoiler:


                              In Resident Evil 3, Brad Vickers was killed, and injected with the T-Virus by Nemesis near the Police Station, why did he stay by the PD.
                              Spoiler:


                              In Resident Evil 3, why was Nemesis unable to Kill Jill
                              Spoiler:
                              Last edited by chrism3784; 10-25-2007, 06:23 AM.

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
                              Working...
                              X