Resident Evil Joke thread

[nemesis_lover]

yay

[RE-Hiro]

hey!!! i found some funny questions about RE:

why there are only Dobermans in Racoon city?? imagime a Poodle Cerberus

How do you use the Healing herbs??? do you smoke them??

When they are not using the Rocket Launcher, where do they keep it?? do they use capsules like in dragoon ball???

Why there are so many Weapons and ammo in the streets in racoon city??? wasn't it dangerous for the kids??

Also, where are all the kidss??

Why the RPD looks so old?? Does Irons spend all the money on godess pictures and statues???

Where does Carlos go when he's not with jill??? Does he wait for her to kill all the zombies and do the hard stuff???

[JcFFx]

Here's some of the stuff I infect Youtube with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4opmxwm6l8I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw9En9dD0vw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbbbX7_-27M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4e8d5sr3Ao

Other than that, not good at making jokes (i.e. the ones you read/say/the picture ones)

[Dot50Cal]

[Zomby]

Hey "BLSR1" can you please upload that skin for GarrysMod ?

[nemesis_lover]

the trailer of the r.e movie by JcFFx was quite gd, well done
and it would of been nice if you could touch their masks in r.e 4

[BLSR1]

Hey "BLSR1" can you please upload that skin for GarrysMod ?

I didn't make it. I got it for gmod.

Thats a gmod pic.

[RE-Hiro]

[SIZE="3"]You know you have played to much Resident Evil When:[/SIZE]


You think Raccon City it's a nice place to live.

when you buy drugs, medicines, pharmaceutical products you check is not Umbrella's.

you pick up all the stuff on the floor, just in case you need it to open a door.

you want your bedroom's door opens with a diamond key.

Everytime you watch the news and there's a note about the special forces you wonder if they are the S.T.A.R.S.

you try to get a rocket launcher into your pocket.

you want a "let me live" jacket and you look all the stores in your city to buy it.

When you died in the game you scream: - oh my god they killed Claire - You Bastards!!

you think brad vickers deserves to die cause he leave you at the mansion.

you name your kitty Anette, Jill or Ada, so you can say: Ada! sit on my lap... good girl!!

you bought a shotgun, your family thinks you're crazy, but you answer: when the zombies come, you're gonna thank me!

If your name is Christian you have your friends and family call you Chris.

when you are nearby natural food and you see a tofu you wonder: how that little "cheese" managed to kill all those zombies??

you look for racoon city on the map.

when you vaccinate your dog, you ask for the T-virus Vaccine.

you think the Red Queen became a homicidal bitch because she had Windows XP.


But you really know that you have played to much Resident Evil when you take your time to check all the list!!

[nemesis_lover]

[SIZE="3"]You know you have played to much Resident Evil When:[/SIZE]

you think brad vickers deserves to die cause he leave you at the mansion.

true he does :/

you name your kitty Anette, Jill or Ada, so you can say: Ada! sit on my lap... good girl!!
[/QUOTE]
what a good plan *goes to pet shop*

[Bobelvago]

I don't get this one? Can someone explain it for slow me xD?

[Linknumbers]

Portal, dude.

[Gradon]

I <3 Weighted Umbrella Companion Cube!

[Bobelvago]

Ahaha portal, decent game.