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    what are they selling?

    dot thinks it's perfume, but i think it's something else


  • #2
    I could say something, but I won't

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    • #3
      It's pretty obvious what it is.

      What I want to know is why is the model slightly hunched backed.
      UMBRELLA: Advertising sex drugs using hunchbacks

      ... just poking fun at the character model.
      Seibu teh geimu?
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      • #4
        from residentevil.wikia

        Aqua Cure: Umbrella's crowning public achievement, Aqua Cure is an ointment used on open wounds that made the company famous worldwide. It is considered to be Umbrella's primary public product and is very effective. Most likely the recurring item First Aid Spray that appears throughout the series. It is assumed that the T-Virus is used on this product to reaccommodate the damaged cells, though no side-effect has been shown from this product.
        Well it certainly looks... diffrent in that commercial

        oh.. and there are a few more explained there http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/U..._inc.#Products

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        • #5
          It's probably something akin to hydrotherapy.
          See you in hell.

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          • #6
            guess i'm the only person that thought it was viagra :/

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            • #7
              Get that mind out of the gutter.
              See you in hell.

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              • #8
                SinValentine, you're not alone.

                I thought it was some sort of lube
                Last edited by Helegad; 10-01-2008, 05:29 AM.

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                • #9
                  lol! lube never came across my mind, good speculation helegad

                  aww my favorite forum member isn't here to scold me
                  Last edited by SinValentine; 10-01-2008, 08:12 AM.

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                  • #10
                    Aqua Cure: Umbrella's crowning public achievement, Aqua Cure is an ointment used on open wounds that made the company famous worldwide. It is considered to be Umbrella's primary public product and is very effective. Most likely the recurring item First Aid Spray that appears throughout the series. It is assumed that the T-Virus is used on this product to reaccommodate the damaged cells, though no side-effect has been shown from this product.

                    I doubt the last part about the product containing some T-Virus is true. I'm guessing that this info came from the movie?
                    Seibu teh geimu?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by biohazard_star View Post
                      Aqua Cure: Umbrella's crowning public achievement, Aqua Cure is an ointment used on open wounds that made the company famous worldwide. It is considered to be Umbrella's primary public product and is very effective. Most likely the recurring item First Aid Spray that appears throughout the series. It is assumed that the T-Virus is used on this product to reaccommodate the damaged cells, though no side-effect has been shown from this product.

                      I doubt the last part about the product containing some T-Virus is true. I'm guessing that this info came from the movie?
                      that info came from wikipedia.

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                      • #12
                        aquacure. well if it were for impotency, i doubt they'd call it "cure". cure's more like medicine. and it doesn't look like an aid spray because look at the neck and top of the bottle

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                        • #13
                          Probably meant as a bathing oil/lotion. The name, the box pictures and the bubbly thingies on the side of the box makes it look like your everyday "prescription free crap from the pharmacy, beauty parlor or TV Shop"

                          Originally posted by SinValentine View Post
                          well if it were for impotency
                          RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
                          Last edited by Carnivol; 10-01-2008, 08:21 AM.

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                          • #14
                            Aqua cure is also mentioned in the Umbrella Archives I think...topical medicine of some sort (probably doubles as lube...a lot of things can really if you think about it)
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                            • #15
                              Well, it's OBVIOUSLY a bubble bath that makes chicks horny.
                              Aqua (water)
                              Cure (for chicks who arn't horny)
                              Bubbles on the box (I'm talking about the packaging)
                              "Escape to Ecstacy"
                              "Feel Good"
                              "Wonderful"
                              ...Simple

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