Whoever Writes Leon's Dialogue Is A God

[Helegad]

I agree with Darkmoon

[Town of Green]

missvalentine, I hope you aren't being serious when you say that you like RE4's dialouge.

I liked the dialogue. In the "Oh my, he didn't just say that after almost dying, did he?" kind of way. Mercier did a good job with the acting especially considering he was given crap.

[Mr. Spencer]

I'm gonna scrub these lines from the face of the earth.

Yes!

[WeskerSexyCheez]

Perhaps a god of clichés, misogyny and try-hardness...

I'm sorry. I can't agree. I just hate Leon so much the way he is now. He was cooler as a rookie.

[Biohazard EX]

I don't know whether the title is more offensive to me as a Christian, or as a Resident Evil fan.

[Foggle]

I don't know whether the title is more offensive to me as a Christian, or as a Resident Evil fan.

Ya' need to be more accepting of Pagans and people with bad taste in video games. Like me.

[Foggle]

Perhaps a god of clichés, misogyny and try-hardness...

That's actually what I was alluding to. Anyone who thinks that the dialogue in any Resident Evil game, perhaps barring REmake, is good, seriously needs to read more or watch some good movies.

[Biohazard EX]

Ya' need to be more accepting of Pagans and people with bad taste in video games. Like me.

Actually, I was half joking. I don't take religious slander personally. People can say whatever they want, just don't expect me to laugh at every joke at the expense of Jesus.

Wait, were you joking?

[Foggle]

Actually, I was half joking. I don't take religious slander personally. People can say whatever they want, just don't expect me to laugh at every joke at the expense of Jesus.

Wait, were you joking?

Of course. I'm agnostic, and I like to at least think that my video game taste is good. D: About the God stuff, it wasn't really intended religiously, nor were my comments about Leon's dialogue being "good" supposed to be true.

Hope that clears everything up.

[Becky's Butt]

You've all pushed me to recite my "How Leon in RE2 Was a Crappy Pansy Cliche Lame Forgettable Shit Character" rant.

Well for starters, he's a rookie cop. Oh, a guy completely over his head in a horror situation? I haven't seen that before. Only way he'd be more unoriginal is if he had sex with some teenage girl and did pot.

So we move on and oh...Leon meets a strange lady. You might know her as "AAAAAAAAAAAAA-DDAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Naturally, being a lame forgettable character, Leon feels very strongly for this woman despite the fact they spend possibly 10 minutes together. At the most. You see, in action and horror movie, a man and a woman driven together must fall in love. It's a law. Ask Keanu and that other chick in Speed.

Superhuman Leon in RE4? Superhuman Leon's been around since RE2. He was shot and passed out, then wandered through a sewer with his open bullet wound and could fight with no adverse effects. Once he got a really crappy bandage that didn't treat his wound tat all, he was perfectly fine to fight giant monsters.

lolololol Leon in RE4 wa s tard who used one-liners at such stupid times111111
Oh really? Well, I can't think of a worse time for a one-liner than when you're attempting to lift and fire a rocket launcher (still with that bullet wound, mind you) at a super-fast beast that could zoom forward and skewer you in a second. But for RE2 Leon, such stupidity is only natural.
"Game Over!"
Oh and who can forget one-liner + crappy generic guitar?
It's up to us to take out Umbrella!
Hear that music? That means I'm badass. Yeah. Total badass here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LlZ9AxxC4M

Okay I'm done. RE2 Leon was shit. End of story. He improved infinitely in RE4 by becoming a badass action hero.

[Bianca]

Barry's words may lack things like common sense, but are delivered with passion and power to match the greats of acting.

It's true. Barry's words of wisdom are beautiful. THEY ARE INTENSE AND EMOTIONAL. I tear up sometimes.

[missvalentine]

missvalentine, I hope you aren't being serious when you say that you like RE4's dialouge.

WOAH, calm down here, are you accusing me of being the devil.... sorry, an RE4 fan?


i just have a soft spot for all incredibly lame one liners and such, Barry's one liners are better, but Leons are still good.

[Becky's Butt]

Yeah if there's one thing the RE series prides itself on is its legendary, Oscar-winning dialogue.
RE4 continued the series' tradition quite nicely.

[Jill's Boob]

He improved infinitely in RE4 by becoming a badass action hero.

Hahahahaha.....umm, no.

[Becky's Butt]

No?
What do you call jumping on a cave troll's back and hacking away at it with a knife?
What do you call avoiding laser beams?
What do you call kicking off people's heads?
Yeah, it's badass.