Originally posted by Crimsonheadkill
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For instance:
@ the DMV, when told, after already waiting in line for 30+ minutes, that there'd be an additional small wait, I said, "You're small-time!"
@ a friend's party, I scan the house looking for hot chicks, since I was told that there'd be plenty at this fiesta. Instead, many larger females populate the residence. I say, "Monsters. I guess after this there will be one less to worry about." (Said to keg, anxious to get to beer goggles stage.)
My response to being asked if I want to watch Degeneration: "No, thanks, bro."
When two guys followed me out of a pub to try and pick a fight, because they thought I was someone else: "I know you boys didn't tag along so we could sing "Kumbaya" together at a Boy Scout bonfire. Then again, maybe you did."
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