The Central "Jill Valentine" Discussion Topic

[ValentineKnight]

The sad fact is, no one will ever be completely pleased and everyone tries to find something to complain about. Unfortunate, but that's the way of the world.

Tell me about it...

[Mr. Kennedy]

I don't understand anybody's fanaticism over any of the RE characters. All of them are so one-dimensional, every damn one. It's one of the faults of the series. Capcom is terrible with story and character, at least with the RE series. I can understand having a favorite character, but to cry about Jill's hair...ridiculous. I wouldn't have cared if she died. Hell, might have been a little dramatic

[Irontrooper]

I don't understand anybody's fanaticism over any of the RE characters. All of them are so one-dimensional, every damn one. It's one of the faults of the series. Capcom is terrible with story and character, at least with the RE series. I can understand having a favorite character, but to cry about Jill's hair...ridiculous. I wouldn't have cared if she died. Hell, might have been a little dramatic

I could understand people complaining about her death, but the hair color thing is ridiculous. For me, the cool thing about Jill is that she's badass. They could shave her bald and it would stay that way. (not to say that's a good idea). I think there are alot more annoying things in RE5 than her hair color change.... like reapers.

[Vector]

I was actually going to use that to further my argument but you beat me to it. Thanks partner.

Naturally. Partners are supposed to have each other's backs, right?

[BLSR1]

All of the "PARTNAS!!!" talk in RE5 got very annoying.

Although it is funny if you mentally replace the word "partner" in that game with the word "fuckbuddy"


Sheva: Were you close to her?

Chris: She was my fuckbuddy.

[Mr. Kennedy]

New drinking game.

Every time Chris says, "We were partners." Take a drink.

[Jill's Boob]

^Still won't get you as drunk as a drinking game revolving around taking a swig everytime Leon utters some eye-rollingly bad dialogue in RE4.

[ValentineKnight]

^Still won't get you as drunk as a drinking game revolving around taking a swig everytime Leon utters some eye-rollingly bad dialogue in RE4.

QFT

[BadWolfX]

^Still won't get you as drunk as a drinking game revolving around taking a swig everytime Leon utters some eye-rollingly bad dialogue in RE4.

By the end of the game the player would be an alcoholic

[Alexia_Ashford]

^Still won't get you as drunk as a drinking game revolving around taking a swig everytime Leon utters some eye-rollingly bad dialogue in RE4.

They'd be drinking more than the entire cast of Dallas.

[ValentineKnight]

They'd be drinking more than the entire cast of Dallas.

Again QFT

[Darinl1979]

All of the "PARTNAS!!!" talk in RE5 got very annoying.

Although it is funny if you mentally replace the word "partner" in that game with the word "fuckbuddy"


Sheva: Were you close to her?

Chris: She was my fuckbuddy.

This makes for some funny dialogue.

"There are no more orders from here on it, its just us"
"We're fuckbuddies...until the end"

I can picture Chris facepalming himself asking what he got himself into after that line.

Also I can imagine Jill pushing Chris...

"Don't you trust your fuckbuddy".

[blaze]

All of the "PARTNAS!!!" talk in RE5 got very annoying.

Although it is funny if you mentally replace the word "partner" in that game with the word "fuckbuddy"


Sheva: Were you close to her?

Chris: She was my fuckbuddy.

lmfao. Wow. Won't be hearing those "partner" lines the same ever again x]

[Sina]

This makes for some funny dialogue.

"There are no more orders from here on it, its just us"
"We're fuckbuddies...until the end"

I can picture Chris facepalming himself asking what he got himself into after that line.

Also I can imagine Jill pushing Chris...

"Don't you trust your fuckbuddy".

"I thought they were fuckbuddies?"
"Wesker only cares about himself."

"Looks like Irving has a fuckbuddy."

"Ready fuckbuddy?"
"Locked and loaded"

[Mr. Kennedy]

^Still won't get you as drunk as a drinking game revolving around taking a swig everytime Leon utters some eye-rollingly bad dialogue in RE4.

But at least Leon's cheesy lines had variety. Not the same line every time.