If You Were Leon....

[Becky's Butt]

Leon: You'l never take me alive coppah. Wait... i am a coppah sort of.
Colonel: You've created a time paradox!

[Biohazard EX]

Although you know what though? Talk about outdated? Leon's haircut hasn't been 'in' since 1999.

[Jill's Boob]

Ya know what's at the root of all this?
Jealousy.
Leon is both prettier and more badass than anyone here so people can't handle it.

Um, no. How can a normal human being be jealous of a fictional video game character?

I think Leon is stupid because of his mannerisms, dialogue, and haircut. But I also hate how he's supposed to be "uber-cool." It is ridiculous to me...just like large spoilers on cars, tricked-out rims, popped collars, etc.

Just because I don't like something has nothing to do with "jealousy." It just means that it doesn't appeal to me.

RE4 is a fun game (albeit a bad RE). Yet Leon single-handedly sours the production to me. He's a huge douche.

[Biohazard EX]

Hey, don't be dissin no tricked-out rims!

[Becky's Butt]

Um, no. How can a normal human being be jealous of a fictional video game character?

Well, for one, I was joking. Second, it's very easy. I'm jealous of many fictional characters. Many of them look better than me, get more sex than me and have more interesting lives than me.
In fact, people have such an interest in fiction often because it gives tham a more intriguing life and idea to look at.

[Biohazard EX]

Well, for one, I was joking. Second, it's very easy. I'm jealous of many fictional characters. Many of them look better than me, get more sex than me and have more interesting lives than me.
In fact, people have such an interest in fiction often because it gives tham a more intriguing life and idea to look at.

Kratos gets more sex than anyone. He's the freakin God of War! Accept it.

[Becky's Butt]

Never. Sorbocles will stop him.

[Vector]

...Kratos had his own sex mini-game. I'll give him the trophy on this one.

[Biohazard EX]

...Kratos had his own sex mini-game. I'll give him the trophy on this one.

If you don't, then Sony will. I bet it'll be a trophy in GoW3.

[Scott Green]

Behold my suck....er... awesome paint skillz

[Helegad]

Finally a change of topic. Whew

*coughleonisntbadassandhewillneverbeasmuchasyouwan thimtobebecausehesadouchbagcough*

[Biohazard EX]

Damn... That's some nasty cough you got there. You might wanna have that checked out.

[Helegad]

Yeah, almost had a heart attack I'm all better now though, thanks.

[Scott Green]

*coughbillycoen>leonkennedycough*

[Helegad]

My cough still beat yours