B.O.W. Deathmatches

[Helegad]

NEMESIS WOULD STOMP ON LISA'S HEAD WHILE SIPPING MARTINIS. NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

[P Anderson DIE]

Well I think not Jill, Chris & Wesker all tried to kill Lisa Trevor and failed then you just got Jill would powned Nemesis. Lisa would definatley do him.

[Scott Green]

Well I think not Jill, Chris & Wesker all tried to kill Lisa Trevor and failed then you just got Jill would powned Nemesis. Lisa would definatley do him.

Hmm well Jill like shot nemesis a million times, lured him into an explosion in the restaurant/newspaper office, threw him from a clock tower, shot him with freeze rounds till he layed himself into fire, then carlos shot him with his smg, jill lured him into acid untill his head fell off, and after he mutates she shot him with a big ass railgun and on top of that she shot him again with her magnum.

Now what about Lisa?
Jill probably ran away the whole game from her... this means wesker shot her a few times and then knocked her out with a chandelier...

So now who is more kick-ass?

Note: Both probably died in an explosion after that.

[Twist]

I don't think people always think properly when talking about the "Nemesis vs Lisa Trevor" subject. For one thing, Lisa can't really do anything to Nemesis. Her wrist-cuffs or whatever there called aren't going to do anything to a monster that can survive being knocked off of a clock tower, and despite saying that I don't think she's even tall enough to even compete with him in a fair fight. Seeing as Lisa's hunched, Nemesis would probably just perform a power-bomb [wrestling move] on her and break her back.

[P Anderson DIE]

Lol Nemesis gonna powerbomb Lisa? Maybe finish her off with the peoples elbow? Well anyway each to his own I think Lisa would win you also left out she jumped down a pit and came back with not a scratch she is indistructable.

[Vector]

Wow, all this powerbomb talk has gotten me thinking.
Imagine, WWE: Resident Evil B.O.W. Edition.

Nemesis and Birkin as a tag team, OMG.
Then you get past that, and think Resident Evil as a whole.

Leon is a face, Wesker is a heel. Chris is the World Heavyweight Champ. Jill is the Women's Champ.

[P Anderson DIE]

Yeah they could have a G Virus in the bank ladder match

[Becky's Butt]

JR: Oh dear lord what a slobberknocker. Chris hit Wesker clear in the back of the head with a steel folding chair!
King: He sure did, JR. And it "folded" oN Wesker's head while he was totally unphased.
JR: Wesker retaliates with a flurry of punches that send the steroid-using Redfield flying out of the ring!
King: Steroid use? We don't allow that!
JR: Well I guess there is only one steroid-user who can save the day.


Hogan: You might have a super-virus brother that makes you faster, stronger and tougher than a normal man. But you know what you don't have brother? The power of the millions of Hulkamaniacs out there who say their prayers, take their vitamins and train!

*Wesker responds by knocking Hogan to teh ground with one punch*

King: It looks like the old has-been has had it JR!
JR: Can nothing stop this sunglasses-wearing monster?

*crowd starts to chant "HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN"*

Hogan gets to his knees, his body shaking. Wesker hits him once, twice, three times to no effect. Hogan rises up and begins to stomp around the ring. Finally he turns to point at Wesker and shake his finger. Wesker tries for another punch but it's blocked. He's hit once, twice, thrice, and thrown into the ropes.

JR: The Big Boot!
King: Oh no! We know what's coming next!

Hogan runs to the ropes, bounces off them and flies into the air. After massive hangtime, his similarly massive leg crashes down onto Wesker's head. he rolls over and covers him for the one, two, three!

Cue Real American.

And that's how Resident Evil 5 should end.

[Vector]

Nikkolas, you owe me a new pair of pants. I just PISSED MYSELF laughing. God bless you.

[P Anderson DIE]

Lmao the immortally, brutalising, devistating, crushing, throat chopping leg drop!!

[Nomad9026]

That's brillinant!

[Becky's Butt]

Thanks guys. I have a couple other of those I wrote like 2 years ago. I'll post them in another thread if I find them.

But back to matches..Undertaker vs. Lisa Trevor - Casket Match.

[Twist]

Thanks guys. I have a couple other of those I wrote like 2 years ago. I'll post them in another thread if I find them.

But back to matches..Undertaker vs. Lisa Trevor - Casket Match.

Taker would beat the s**t out of Trevor with the shovel, then Lisa would strangle him with her cuffs. After that, Taker would get pissed and his eyes would role into the back of his head, then he'd spin the b!tch around the ring and throw her into the casket. Buried alive! [Lisa would later escape and kill Undertaker]


Here's another: William G1 [with iron pipe] vs Kane. [old masked version]

[Becky's Butt]

It took 3 Tombstone Piledrivers to put Kane down back then.
He'd Chokeslam Birkin for the 3 count.

The Rock vs. Wesker in a Contest of Who Looks Better with Sunglasses and Talking Smack

[Twist]

The Rock, no contest.