B.O.W. Deathmatches

[Helegad]

The Rock all the way.

[Twist]

Wolverine: "NOM NOM NOM!"

Rambo: *sigh* "What, the fuck?"

[Becky's Butt]

Stone Cold vs. Birkin

Birkin: My precious G-Virus....
Austin: What?
Birkin: It's sheer per-
Austin: What?
Birkin: It can revi-
Austin: WHat?
Birkin: Stop tha-
Austin: What? What? What? What? What?
*Birkin howls and injects himself witht he G-Virus mutating into the G-monster*
Austin: Anyone who wants me to open a can of whoopass on this mutated son-of-a-bitch, give me a Hell Yeah.

Claire and Leon: Hell yeah!

*Birkin slashes at Austin but he ducks and gives him the Stone Cold Stunner propelling Birkin to fall ontoa table

Austin, Claire and Leon break open a six pack and chug it over Birkin's body before dumping what's left on it*

Austin: Austin 3:16 said I just whipped your ass.
*cut to the Umbrella HQ as HUNK's team reports on what happened to Birkin*

Spencer: I see.... most unfortunate. What shall we do now sir?

*he looks over at a large desk as the chair spins around to show the real head of Umbrella Corporation*


McMahon: You're fired!

[Twist]

LMAO! Some funny stuff right there.