AWESOME Dialogue

[Jill's Boob]

This page is hilarious. Clip 4 makes me laugh EVERY time.

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/

Now, either these were the worst thespians of all time, or they were slowing down the English dialogue for Japanese consumers.

Now if only I could find a wav of my favorite RE quote ever...

"That guy's a maniac. Why'd he bite me?!"

[Rakkoon]

Now if only I could find a wav of my favorite RE quote ever...

"That guy's a maniac. Why'd he bite me?!"

Ohh, that's so totally my all time favorite Resident Evil quote ever!

[Jill's Boob]

^Well, if I can ever find a proper wav of it, I'll let you know.

But Richard's "This house is too dangerous, there are terrible demons...ouch!" line may be my new favorite. It makes my eyes water.

[BadWolfX]

My favourite?

"It's not just a poisonous snake.....it's a monSTUHar!"

[Rakkoon]

^Well, if I can ever find a proper wav of it, I'll let you know.

But Richard's "This house is too dangerous, there are terrible demons...ouch!" line may be my new favorite. It makes my eyes water.

Hmm, I found it hard to believe when I first heard the ouch line. So hard it prevented me from laughing for a few seconds.

[Vector]

Nothing will ever beat this.

I'm sorry. I've posted it here over 25 times but it's that perfect.

[nemesiswontdie]

lol hes sleeping with the ultimate failure

[BadWolfX]

Ha! Greatest video ever!

[Henry Spencer]

My favourite lines are all pretty much from Barry in the original and Kendo in his gun shop in RE2. They're just terrific.

Lets not forget Chris' classic "I'm sorry for my lack of manhood, but I'm not used to escorting men".

[rehunk88]

HAHAAH so funny !!!!

[Mr_Zombie]

Ok, can someone explain me what's wrong with this "master of unlocking"?
The acting and dialogues in RE1 are hilarious, but I've never understand why people find this one particular dialogue bad. >_>

[Vector]

"Hah! It seems like this bulletproof jacket is pretty strong!"
NO YOU'RE WRONG! *bang*
"Rebecca!"
*BOOM*

[Darinl1979]

Its not dialogue but its in that video. When Wesker punched Jill I dont think I ever laughed so hard. I remember playing through the game and didn't really laugh at much but when that happened I almost fell out.

I'm not sure whats worse, the dialogue in the first Resident Evil game, or the opening movie to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GyOYaDHquE

Weskers yellow hair is great.

[aris13]

Nothing will ever beat this.

I'm sorry. I've posted it here over 25 times but it's that perfect.

Chris: I wanna get head. Rebecca can you do it?
Rebecca: Yes sir.


NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!!!

Lets not forget Chris' classic "I'm sorry for my lack of manhood, but I'm not used to escorting men".

I don't remember this line. It's from the original RE 1?

[Jill's Boob]

^I don't remember that line either.