Hilarious Fan Speculation

[Deadbeard]

I also remember when Chris was in that first RE5 teaser, someone thought it was going to be HUNK without his mask.

Oh good I wasn't dreaming when I thought I'd seen that rumour going around.

[Vector]

I knew in my heart it was Chris. At first he was the 'unnamed male lead,' and then the boards started a shitstorm about how it was Billy freakin' Coen...I think that theory was most prevalent...and all I could say was, 'really?' I mean...wow. It always looked like Chris from the beginning, Chris never had 'his own' game. Seriously...common sense. Oh wait. This is teh int3rnetz.

Still, I'm HOPING that Birdwoman is Rebecca or Claire, just because it would fuck everyone's face. I mean, really, even with my wishful thinking I don't think either one will be her, the surprise of it would be incredible.

[Jill's Boob]

I know. The character looked just like an aged version of Chris' REmake model.

As for the Mystery Woman's identity...if someone can't figure out who it is by the end of the most recent trailer (not to mention the Japanese PS3 commercial), then they are hopeless.

I mean, Rebecca?! C'mon! Who the f**k honestly believes it is Rebecca Chambers?!

I think I saw it captured perfectly when someone wrote something similar to the following exchange (I added my own spin, too):

Wesker: "Chris, I thought you'd be happier to see us?"

Chris: "Us...?"

Wesker: "So slow."

*Pulls back hood, reveals Becky.*

Chris: "Oh, hey...you. How have you been...umm...starts with an R...Roxanne...no...Rebecca! Yeah, Rebecca, that's it! Say, still playin' the piano? This is your big surprise?! Wesker, you're pitiful."

Wesker: "D'oh!"

Chris: "Are you tired, Rebecca? Hurry up, I wanna get head!"

Rebecca: "Yes sir. I'll set up a triggering system."

Chris: "Rebecca, you did a really good job."

Wesker: "Now you're wrong!"

[aris13]

"NOW YOU'RE WRONG!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNTzYE9LSM4

[JcFFx]

Does anyone else remember that a while back (like, after the first trailer was released), someone made a site with the address "biohazard5.net" or something along those lines.

It was obviously not official (no copyrights, links to Capcom, etc.). All it was was a screenshot of the trailer and the words "Horror, Understand, Nightmare, Kill" (I think) and somehow, a bunch of people started thinking the RE5 character was Hunk...

[Andyfer_Ruu]

never heard about that...0.o
anymore crazy trivia?

[Daargoth]

Hey dude, on your card game website, have you designed any actual cards for it instead of descriptions? 0.o

sent you a PM

NO...MORE....TRANNIES!!!!!!

but we need more of em in Capcom games.....what there was only 1?

[Deadbeard]

He is sleeping with the ultimate failure...

I'm glad the Irving = Steve Burnside rumour is not true, as fun as it would be to see him get owned again.

[Jill's Boob]

Steve Burnside needs to stay in his grave, along with Ashley Graham & Carlos Homoliveira. Hopefully all 3 were buried alive.

[Helegad]

Ashley sucked.

[Jill's Boob]

Ashley sucked.

"Hey! You pervert!"

[Deadbeard]

Watching Steve die made suffering him throughout the entire game worth it. When Wesker threatened to revive him his villainry reached unmatched levels...

[Daargoth]

Watching Steve die made suffering him throughout the entire game worth it. When Wesker threatened to revive him his villainry reached unmatched levels...

actually glad Steve is done for....Leon rip off he is....I think good ol' Steve watched Titanic one too many times.

I got an itch to play CV:X again for some reason.....

[riderkid]

but we need more of em in Capcom games.....what there was only 1?

no we don't need more...alfred was fucked up enough...we can swear o nthis board right?

[Jill's Boob]

no we don't need more...alfred was fucked up enough...we can swear o nthis board right?

I've always wondered that myself...sometimes I let one fly. I think it is alright as long as you don't use it every other word or direct any profanities at members...