"It Could Be Worse" Thread

[TheOvermind001]

Think up some things they could have put into the story of RE5 that would have made it a lot more retarded than it already is.

I'll start:

"It turns out that the El Gigante you fight was actually Barry Burton mutated."

[Alexia_Ashford]

If they pointlessly killed off Excella Gionne and turned her into a big mutated blob. Oh wait, they did.

[TheOvermind001]

It turns out Wesker was a genetically engineered clone all along!! HAHA how ridiculous... oh wait.........

Ok heres another one:

It turns out that Spencer used the same kind of virus Wesker did when Wesker let himself be killed by the Tyrant (he knew Wesker was coming to kill him). During the final battle with Wesker .... Spencer makes a surprise entrance and starts fighting him for revenge... but he still looks like an old man.

He ends up using Uroboros as well and instead of a piece of scrap metal from the plane as a weapon like Wesker does... he uses his wheelchair....

[News Bot]

It turns out Wesker was a genetically engineered clone all along!! HAHA how ridiculous... oh wait.........

But he wasn't.

[TheOvermind001]

But he wasn't.

Then maybe I misunderstood the whole "wesker children" thing.

Weren't they genetically altered to be superior?

[Alexia_Ashford]

Wesker was a normal person given the best education etc to make him into the perfect human being, then as a final test, they were given what used to be known as "Wesker's Virus", and Albert was the only Wesker who survived it.

[TheOvermind001]

Wesker was a normal person given the best education etc to make him into the perfect human being, then as a final test, they were given what used to be known as "Wesker's Virus", and Albert was the only Wesker who survived it.

I thought that he was genetically programmed to seek out Spencer ... that was the whole anxiety he felt his whole life.

[TheOvermind001]

Plus he said "So I was manufactured?"

Maybe I did read it wrong. I hope so... because the way I understood it... it was fucking retarded.

[News Bot]

He was "programmed" mentally to seek out Spencer. And the "manufactured" line is just a very poor choice of wording, as it means that he was made into what he is, not developed.

[TheOvermind001]

He was "programmed" mentally to seek out Spencer. And the "manufactured" line is just a very poor choice of wording, as it means that he was made into what he is, not developed.

*sigh of relief*

I'm so glad thats the case. Wesker was one of my favorite characters and a little bit of me died during that scene because I misunderstood it... haha

[GuardhouseMusic]

Jill's hair is red. And during battle, she goes "Take that, UAGH!"

lol jk. What I really mean is the underground ruins become akin to the castle with a stone statue of Irving chasing you.

[hellrizer]

well either way wesker is still the only badass in the game im not so sure how they are going to make RE6.

[Canas Renvall]

Continuing the Leon/Claire/Ada story arc, possibly.

[A-J]

finding out that Rebecca is the mastermind behind the entire thing ..

[Jill's Boob]

Think up some things they could have put into the story of RE5 that would have made it a lot more retarded than it already is.

This thread.