Be that as it may, it's time to retire the whole Chris/Jill/Wesker storyline. Unless they're going to bring in another of the "Wesker Children"
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What are the possibilities that Wesker survived?
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Originally posted by Kronk View PostBe that as it may, it's time to retire the whole Chris/Jill/Wesker storyline. Unless they're going to bring in another of the "Wesker Children"Last edited by REmaster; 04-24-2009, 07:05 AM."One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars."
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Well we'll have to wait 4-8 years to see what happens. What I really want is that Wesker skips the next one, just to return on 7, and we all can say ha!!!! I KNEW HE WASN'T DEAD hahaha. Well, not really. He's truly dead I know. The only way that he could get back is in retrospectives (RE: Darkside...) or a reboot.
"I miss the days when we just cared how cool an enemy was rather than critiquing and analyzing everything to death." - Shield Key
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I will personally drive the symbolic rocket that is made out of nukes.
It'll blast off into space, detonating just before the event horizon of a black hole. Wesker will be in it, incapacitated by my cunning story of the detonation occurring at a populated part of Earth (I think I'll include a part where a virus is released). To keep him from realizing what's up, I will paint a chia pet, paint a fridge, and glue the former on top of the latter so that it looks like Chris Redfield. It'll be an entertaining trip, I'll be listening to mindless megalomaniac claptrap and hearing a bunch of thuds and whooshes indicating his teleportation and fridge-punching. The moment of Zero G may seem like the perfect time for him to see through my ruse, but that's the sweet part: I anticipate he'll be attributing his "superior genetic makeup" to it; that's right folks, Wesker will be so deluded he'll think he can control and nullify gravity. When a semblance of his humanity creeps up into his brain and realization time occurs, he'll shout "CHRIIIIS!!!" (not referring to the fridge), and bamf up to the cockpit where I sit. "There you ahhh!" he'll say, and after mockingly giving him a Frank Nelson-esque "yeeeeeeees?" the destruction button will be hit and then nothing.
In other words, after I'm through with his Capcom-adled brain, there will be NO possibilities. NONE. Then I'll buy you all a symbolic round. I have a friend who won't mind supplying them.
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