Why are you a Resident Evil Collector?

[Daargoth]

I kinda wish i didn't collect so many figures, I have no room at all, i'm having to clear space which orignally had my clothes stored
Why are the moby dicks so big

yeah only little problem. Plus there was something wrong with my first batch of Toybiz RE figures...their paint scheme has brown spots all over their face (enter whitty kinky suggestion here) plus my Chris figure's arm wouldn't stay on and Jill's Vest would fall off....so I had to rebuy Jill and Chris....needless to say I made a story where Umbrella cloned them and I had a shootout where the real Chris and Jill won.

yeah eat THAT fanfiction.net!