Best of the worst Resident Evil quotes.

[Vector]

SD Perry seems to make all of her male antagonists horny.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Seems kinda sexist when I think about it.

[nemesiswontdie]

I find it weird that the antagonists are thinking about tits and such at a situation like that they are in.

[Canas Renvall]

"I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men." -Wesker, RE1
Proof that Wesker is a professional escort. XD

[Blacktail]

"I found a weapon,It's really powerful,especially against living things!" - Barry RE1

[nemesiswontdie]

your small time bro.


fucking Leon and his stupid one liners

[Blacktail]

"He's sleeping with the ultimate failure!" - Chris RE1

[Yzak]

This entire thread fills me with happy. God I love these lines.

[BadWolfX]

SD Perry seems to make all of her male antagonists horny. Remember in Nemesis when there's a paragraph of Nicholai debating whether or not he would bang one of the Umbrella Scientists?

Oh god, I actually don't remember that, I'll have to reread the book to find it.

[Sephiroth]

Well I could not think of meany senice moast have all ready been taken but I remember one of the video's it really old it's original resident evil quotes and the other is some of the daft qutes from the series so enjoy listing to both of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfdUziSgBqA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWXFYcTl-0&feature=related

[The_15th]

I find it weird that the antagonists are thinking about tits and such at a situation like that they are in.

Maybe SD Perry's just horny for some Umbrella booty 24/7?

[WeskerSexyCheez]

"It's a can of FIZZZZ!" - Barry

... I was disappointed. I thought I was getting Dr. Pepper.

And I personally think it is wonderful that even after evolving to PS2, the wonderful lines did not stop;

"Alfred! Cross dressing freak!" - Claire (glad to see such respect for alternate lifestyles)

"Chris... oh little fishy, come see my hook!" - Wesker (one wonders who got drunk and wrote that line)