Join Who?

[Becky's Butt]

I'd join Umbrella but I'm afraid I'm not up to par with the others in the company so I won't go anywhere.

After all:
"the Umbrella Corporation is "controlled by a handful of people who, in any sane world, would have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act before they could even finish presenting their proposal to murder 90% of their research staff."

I'm not that crazy.

[Enrico Marini]

Maybe there was a cock up on Umbrellas recruitment day, the sane ones they were going to hire got shipped to the sanitarium where as the mentally unstable got shipped to a secret lab.

[Acintris]

Every agency has their own way of helping people. Whether be alternating lives, causing hell for fun(because people get bored in life), or actually having nothing better to do.

[GEORGE TREVOR]

Certainly not Umbrella, after what they did to my family, and I am old-school, so it has to be S.T.A.R.S everytime.

[DXP]

STARS for me, I've always wanted to ride shotgun wasting zombies in a freaky isolated mansion wearing one of them uniforms

[BrionIrons]

S.T.A.R.S. for me aswell.

[Shadow Stalker]

Certainly not Umbrella, after what they did to my family, and I am old-school, so it has to be S.T.A.R.S everytime.

Umm... Okay then 5TH SURVIVOR.

That's why I chose S.T.A.R.S. myself. I'm not going let people like your family suffer at the hands of Umbrella Chemical Inc.

[ValentineLover]

I'd join Umbrella but I'm afraid I'm not up to par with the others in the company so I won't go anywhere.

After all:
"the Umbrella Corporation is "controlled by a handful of people who, in any sane world, would have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act before they could even finish presenting their proposal to murder 90% of their research staff."

I'm not that crazy.

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[Enrico Marini]

How about joining Umbrella's Tots to Tyrants programme? Strengthen your self beyond normal physical limits and get a free Joker mouth to boot?

[Andyfer_Ruu]

How about joining Umbrella's Tots to Tyrants programme? Strengthen your self beyond normal physical limits and get a free Joker mouth to boot?

interesting...is there a catch with this fantastic offer?

[Acintris]

How about joining Umbrella's Tots to Tyrants programme? Strengthen your self beyond normal physical limits and get a free Joker mouth to boot?

Aren't their sanity gone to waste if one becomes such a thing?

[Lilith]

I'd join a separate agency that works to undermine and destroy umbrella, that is larger and better equipped than S.T.A.R.S. lol

[Daargoth]

I'll just work in the U.S. Government with Leon.

[Acintris]

I'd join a separate agency that works to undermine and destroy umbrella, that is larger and better equipped than S.T.A.R.S. lol

What would you name the Agency? S.T.A.R.S. P.L.U.S.?

[Enrico Marini]

Why not S.U.N.S? Soley Umbrella Nutralisation Service.