Resident Evil 6

[Vector]

Do you think Chris will confront Leon at any point about reading his diary?

This is actually the funniest post I've read on this site in a very, very, VERY long time. And a valid question at that.

[Archelon]

I imagine Leon would ask Chris why he calls it a diary and not a journal.

[AsteroidBlues]

This is actually the funniest post I've read on this site in a very, very, VERY long time. And a valid question at that.

I imagine Leon would ask Chris why he calls it a diary and not a journal.

I can totally picture this....

*Carla flies out of the room during the awesome Leon/Chris standoff*

Leon: Shit...
Chris: *sigh*... you really fucked that one up, Kennedy.
Leon: Oooh, burn. Why isn't your team laughing? Oh right, you got them killed.
Chris: You're nothing but a fancy haired bastard.
Leon: At least I didn't pimpslap a boulder.
Chris: WILL NO ONE LET THAT GO?! WELL HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU READ MY DIARY!
Leon: .... What?
Chris: RPD S.T.A.R.S Office, September 1998. You read my damn diary you snooping bastard.
Leon: What are you? Thirteen?
Piers: Wait... You called it a diary?
Chris: .... You all suck.

[Shield Key]

Wouldn't the fact that Chris did beat the shit out of a boulder while ignoring his bubbling skin while standing next to lava be a reason to avoid pissing him off?

[Wrathborne]

"You have used the Shield Key, this key is useless now. Discard?"

[Tyrant Rose]

Because I am a loser who had nothing better to do on a Saturday night, I was browsing the RE Wikia and noticed that someone made an interesting update to Jake's page regarding the spider patch on his coat. The words on the patch are "La Vita Nuova" ("The New Life" in Italian), which is the title of one of Dante's epic poems. We already know that Dante's works have served as (albeit loose) inspiration for both RE and DMC. La Vita is basically a gigantic love poem about a woman name Beatrice. She was a real person and Dante really knew her, but they never got a chance to be together because a) they married other people and b) she died young. The poem is considered one of the first attempts at an emotional autobiography. Before then, autobiographies were just guys like Julius Caesar writing about troops movements. Anyway, discuss.

http://residentevil.wikia.com/Jake_Muller#Trivia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Vita_Nuova

[Bianca]

Because I am a loser who had nothing better to do on a Saturday night, I was browsing the RE Wikia and noticed that someone made an interesting update to Jake's page regarding the spider patch on his coat. The words on the patch are "La Vita Nuova" ("The New Life" in Italian), which is the title of one of Dante's epic poems. We already know that Dante's works have served as (albeit loose) inspiration for both RE and DMC. La Vita is basically a gigantic love poem about a woman name Beatrice. She was a real person and Dante really knew her, but they never got a chance to be together because a) they married other people and b) she died young. The poem is considered one of the first attempts at an emotional autobiography. Before then, autobiographies were just guys like Julius Caesar writing about troops movements. Anyway, discuss.

http://residentevil.wikia.com/Jake_Muller#Trivia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Vita_Nuova

Jake/Sherry 4ever~!111

Or, it could have something to do with Jake's mother, as I'm more likely to expect. I feel a sob story coming forth regarding his mommy.

[shanemurphy]

Spencer had a young wife that Wesker liked, she felt the same way, but if it was found out both of them would be screwed.One special night in the residence area of the mansion both of them met up and had sex. This freaky moment made Mrs Spencer pregnant. Mr Spencer finds out she is pregnant, but to protect Albert she would not identify the man.

Spencer being extremely pissed off sends her to be a test subject. Albert Wesker has lost his love and now must bury her from existence, but only to the outside world. She will forever be in his memories and that special night of saturating her face.

Or maybe he just met a nice girl at a bar?

[AsteroidBlues]

Spencer had a young wife that Wesker liked, she felt the same way, but if it was found out both of them would be screwed.One special night in the residence area of the mansion both of them met up and had sex. This freaky moment made Mrs Spencer pregnant. Mr Spencer finds out she is pregnant, but to protect Albert she would not identify the man.

Spencer being extremely pissed off sends her to be a test subject. Albert Wesker has lost his love and now must bury her from existence, but only to the outside world. She will forever be in his memories and that special night of saturating her face.

Or maybe he just met a nice girl at a bar?

The answer is obvious. Wesker was a Hermaphrodite capable of having children on his own. xD In reality I hope that they do something really interesting with it, like Chris and Jake are half brothers kind of interesting.

[Tyrant Rose]

Or, it could have something to do with Jake's mother, as I'm more likely to expect. I feel a sob story coming forth regarding his mommy.

I'd forgotten about that possibility, but if it refers to anything or anyone, it's probably Sherry...which makes me really worried about what might happen to her. OMG, what if she's already dead like princess whatshername in Prince of Persia?

And I know shanemurphy was joking, but it would be interesting if Jake's mom was, ahem, otherwise engaged at the time she met Wesker. Beaten like a redheaded stepchild, indeed.

[Wrathborne]

no fan fiction just yet, lets wait to hear some more facts about Jake trying to save his sick mother from the aggressive 'T cancer' that she got from a 1 night stand with Wesker 22 years ago, when both were young college drop outs who had too much to drink in the middle of spring...If any of the shit I said actually turns out to be true, feel free to laugh with me.

[Vector]

Just try to wrap your head around what Sherry is doing in this picture.



This blog post highlights "Crossover" 4-player co-op: http://blog.us.playstation.com/2012/...ople-together/

[News Bot]

Christ almighty Leon's model is badass.

[Shield Key]

I like the way everyone looks in this game, personally.

[Archelon]

Just try to wrap your head around what Sherry is doing in this picture.

Looks like she's doing one of Jill's RE5 kicks to me.