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  • #31
    Originally posted by Wrathborne View Post
    Ok, I literally laughed out loud. Thanks Dracarys, I needed a good laugh.
    This

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    • #32
      Originally posted by alinhoalisson View Post
      Castlevania? More like Dino Crisis.
      Dino crisis had a chain whip?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Wrathborne View Post
        the reason that Milla has a chain weapon is probably due to Anderson wanting to direct that shitty Castlevania adaptation he wrote 3 years back as the project is still in development hell.
        I read the script, and it's basically a rejected Alien vs Predator script where a platoon ventures into a spaceship (in this case, Dracula's castle) and they get killed one by one until only one remains -Simon Belmont.

        The film ends with both Dracula and Simon dead but a lone survivor remains... a woman who was bitten by Dracula and has developed superpowers - this survivor would be the protagonist of the sequels. And you can bet that Milla Jovovich would play her in all of them.
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        • #34
          GIANT FUCKING LICKER. All that needs to be said.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Pikminister View Post
            I read the script, and it's basically a rejected Alien vs Predator script where a platoon ventures into a spaceship (in this case, Dracula's castle) and they get killed one by one until only one remains -Simon Belmont.

            The film ends with both Dracula and Simon dead but a lone survivor remains... a woman who was bitten by Dracula and has developed superpowers - this survivor would be the protagonist of the sequels. And you can bet that Milla Jovovich would play her in all of them.
            This is not real, I don't believe it, I don't want to.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by alexdz View Post
              This is not real, I don't believe it, I don't want to.
              Hes mostly right, its such a fail script. It had a few vampires and zombies/skeletons...but that's it. Simon Belmont and Dracula are fighting over a woman, kill eachother and 1000 years or so later Castle Dracula is a tourist location and then for no reason what-so-ever..a new castle Dracula forms in the center of new York city with the woman who is now a vampire. Shes waiting for either Simon or Dracula to come to her.

              Funny thing about the script is...Simon Belmont uses a sword for like 99% of the story, he uses a whip for like 2 action scenes and then sticks to his trusty sword.

              I aint making this shit up, you can find the article online.

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              • #37
                It's like Anderson and Milla are a dynamic duo of terribleness. Which sucks, because she seems like an otherwise cool person. Don't know about him, though.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Tyrant Rose View Post
                  It's like Anderson and Milla are a dynamic duo of terribleness. Which sucks, because she seems like an otherwise cool person. Don't know about him, though.
                  Judging from her comments about CAPCOM not putting her in a game, her personality sounds like shit.
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Wrathborne View Post
                    Hes mostly right, its such a fail script. It had a few vampires and zombies/skeletons...but that's it. Simon Belmont and Dracula are fighting over a woman, kill eachother and 1000 years or so later Castle Dracula is a tourist location and then for no reason what-so-ever..a new castle Dracula forms in the center of new York city with the woman who is now a vampire. Shes waiting for either Simon or Dracula to come to her.

                    Funny thing about the script is...Simon Belmont uses a sword for like 99% of the story, he uses a whip for like 2 action scenes and then sticks to his trusty sword.

                    I aint making this shit up, you can find the article online.
                    I'd call that fanfiction level of bad writing but I suppose fanfiction writers at least know the series they are writing about.

                    I don't believe Anderson ever played or read any of the books he worked on the adaptation of and he maybe saw one Alien or Predator movie. It's like he has a closet full of shitty scripts and ideas and when he gets a job as director/producer/writer/whatever he picks up of these scripts at random and just changes a few names and stuff and calls it an adaptation.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by News Bot View Post
                      Judging from her comments about CAPCOM not putting her in a game, her personality sounds like shit.
                      Where?

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Wrathborne View Post
                        Dino crisis had a chain whip?
                        No, but it had giant monsters, along with Milla's suit.

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                        • #42
                          Where oh where is Canas Renvall to defend this shit?

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by alexdz View Post
                            This is not real, I don't believe it, I don't want to.
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                            Oh-ho-ho-ho, it was real. Thanks to the Writer Strike in 2007 the project was cancelled though.


                            As for the last post about where she, Alice, said she wanted to be a RE Character: “They use his set pieces from the movies in the games but for some reason, they don’t want to put my character, Alice, in the game… It’s a shame because I used to play the game with my little brother years ago and it would be so cool to be in one.”

                            Her personality does suck. As does the fact she believes she should be in a video game because she played it when she was younger. She also seems to be clueless as to why they don't put her in the games, lol.

                            Source: http://gamerant.com/milla-jovovich-r...e-robk-139487/

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                            • #44
                              The movies are already ridiculous and over the top. I dont see anything wrong with them taking it to the next level.

                              The infection is spreading/going global is stupid though. I mean like, it has been already like that for two movies

                              Originally posted by Vector View Post
                              Where oh where is Canas Renvall to defend this shit?
                              IDK but there's something beautiful called opinions.

                              Originally posted by Reston View Post

                              As for the last post about where she, Alice, said she wanted to be a RE Character: “They use his set pieces from the movies in the games but for some reason, they don’t want to put my character, Alice, in the game… It’s a shame because I used to play the game with my little brother years ago and it would be so cool to be in one.”

                              Her personality does suck. As does the fact she believes she should be in a video game because she played it when she was younger. She also seems to be clueless as to why they don't put her in the games, lol.
                              Source: http://gamerant.com/milla-jovovich-r...e-robk-139487/
                              I see. Well, Sherry is as close as she'll get to it. But yeah, its only a shame to her
                              Last edited by ValentineLover; 05-30-2012, 08:54 PM.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by alexdz View Post
                                I don't believe Anderson ever played or read any of the books he worked on the adaptation of and he maybe saw one Alien or Predator movie.
                                For AvP he ripped off several things from various books/comics/games. Then combined them horribly.
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