Anyone who pays fifty dollars for this thing is absolutely certifiable.
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I got one of these just before RE5 was released to the West. Inside the box there's a Bio-Hazard containment bag, surgical gloves, a Tricell surgeons mask, skin sanitizer and two DVD's.
There's no art or trailers on the DVD's unfortunately (at least not in the versions I have), they're just two minute videos that have a woman's voiceover which narrates a joke scan of your computer for the Progenitor Virus. Just a promotional thing that was given to journalists in the run up to release, but I guess it would be cool to have it you're a hardcore collector.
They should release "Resident Evil 5 Declassified" with it really, the book was more interesting.
One funny quote from the 'suppression' video:
"Progenitor Virus infection symptoms include:
Muscle tension
Migraine headache
Intense fever
Tear duct blockage
Hardening of skin
Violent nausea
Intestinal rash
Closure of pores
Redness of eyes
Foaming at the mouth
Vertigo
Loss of coordination
Compulsion to tear and rend flesh
Mild corneal irritation
Grinding of teeth
Mild xenophobia
Aching joints
Expulsion of bodily fluids
Sudden growth of additional sense organs and or appendages
Open fissures around the mouth and nose
Excess production of saliva
Radical taste for human flesh
Tightening of esophagus
Moderate shortness of breath
Loss of discernible speech
And/or diarrhea."
And here's a pic of the DVD for the curious:
Last edited by Grey Fox; 04-20-2009, 02:54 AM.
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