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  • People of New Orleans: Beware of potential ganado attacks!

    Breaking News: Stranger takes bite of gardener's arm - Victim says attacker chewed, swallowed

    A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.

    Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.

    Lancellotti was gardening at his home in the 4400 block of Kawanee Avenue about 2 p.m. when he noticed a man walking toward his house, shouting angrily, the report said. Lancellotti said he couldn't understand the man because he was yelling in Spanish. But when the man got within two feet, he slugged Lancellotti in the head, the report said.

    So people of New Orleans, beware of potential ganado attacks!



    Thanks goes to forum user biohazard_star for giving us the heads up.

  • #2
    front page news carn ?
    Last edited by A-J; 04-17-2009, 08:41 AM.

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    • #3
      I think you're being an overreacting scaremonger, Carn.

      Now kindly lock this topic before you spread more unnecessary fear throughout the community.

      Last edited by Mr. Spencer; 04-17-2009, 08:46 AM.
      See you in hell.

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      • #4


        Fuck. I got seen. Um, guys, can you bail me out and donate me some cash so I can get a plane ticket back to Europe, generic Island of Mexican village please. Will trade in pesetas once returned.
        Last edited by Zombie Fred; 04-17-2009, 08:51 AM.

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        • #5
          I see what you did there.
          See you in hell.

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          • #6
            ahahaahahahah i'm almost died laughing XD

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            • #7
              Yuck. Swallowing raw human flesh? At least cook it first.

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              • #8
                Thats crazy but I didn't think ganados liked flesh. Now if the guy had a pitch fork or a hatchet I think there would be need for worry.
                Last edited by Stars1356; 04-17-2009, 11:03 AM.

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                • #9
                  "Thats crazy but I didn't think ganados liked flesh. Now if the guy was had a pitch fork or a hatchet I think there would be need for worry."

                  There was a rake involved, and that's close enough for me.

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                  • #10
                    He could be one very hungry and starving one...

                    Or maybe he's some creepy offspring?

                    We know the Majini tried to eat/maul your face if they got a bit too close and friendly.

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                    • #11
                      "We know the Majini tried to eat/maul your face if they got a bit too close and friendly."

                      Look! Kisses!

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                      • #12
                        This is total bullshit. Who would be stupid enough to eat someone out in the open. I guess he was really hungry. ;)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Helegad View Post
                          Yuck. Swallowing raw human flesh? At least cook it first.
                          LOLZ

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                          • #14
                            all right! cannibalism

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                            • #15
                              Mmm... las plagas or zombie outbreak??? Better get that S&W oiled and ready for action!
                              ;).

                              "I miss the days when we just cared how cool an enemy was rather than critiquing and analyzing everything to death." - Shield Key

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