D.C. Douglas Talks About Albert Wesker

[Mr. Spencer]

"Aw dad, can't we have another game?"

"PLAYTIME IS OVER!"

[Canas Renvall]

Playing tag with his kids...

"*tagged by his kid* Insolent cretin! I can't lose, not to you!!"
"Haha, you're it, Dad!"
"*tackles the kid* I expected more from you..."

[Mr. Spencer]

Or when he's playing SimCity and triggering disasters:

"I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!"

[Pikminister]

If Wesker miraculously comes back to life or Douglas voices a Wesker clone in RE6, I completely fucking wash my hands with Resident Evil.

It's Resident Evil Z, now.... nobody really dies. They just get STRONGER!!!!



Albert Wesker Super Saiyan Level 5 or whatever.

[Mr. Spencer]

That's where all the Wesker fans have disappeared to, they're off exploring the world in search of the dragonballs so that they can wish their icon back to life.

[TheBatMan]

Or when his kids won't shut up and go to bed.

"You've really become quite an inconvenience for me..."

I won this game.

(2 for the price of 1 there.)

[Mr. Spencer]

Or playing army with his kids, and beating them:

"Don't you two ever tire of failing in your mission?"

[djepic112]

Douglas is a really cool guy. I've exchanged messages with his online liason before. I also think he's really cute! Shame he was fired from Geico.

[Vector]

I actually lol'd pretty hard at this thread. Kudos. Now, it's my turn.




His kids won't finish eating their vegetables. "You're merely postponing the inevitable!"

A spider crawls across his desk. "Well then, I'll just have to kill you quickly."

After lasting two minutes in bed with his wife. "Poor performance indeed!"

To his wife as he struggles shoveling snow. "Your assistance is required!"

At his high school reunion. "You haven't changed."

After playing a practical joke on a friend. "So slow to catch on."

After getting bored of talking to someone. "I tire of wasting my time with you."

After getting introduced to new people at a party. "The one...and only."

At the Douglas Family Reunion. "Well...isn't this one big family reunion."

After his kids get older and still won't eat their vegetables. "Remarkable! Still resisting at such an advanced stage. Commendable...yet futile."

Before a pick-up basketball game. "I think the odds are fair...two, on two."

After watching the evening news. "Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction."

After his wife brings home salad for dinner. "Is that all you have?!"

[Pikminister]

Ain't that something?.

It only took 1 game to turn Wesker into the Joe Pesci of the gaming world.

He better not come back.

[Mr. Spencer]

This topic is made of win.

[rehunk88]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL



I think this topic is hilarious!

[Mr. Spencer]

It's not crap, what else have we got to talk about?

[Stu]

This topic is made of win.

Thread of the year contender on ANY forum. Full of top laughs.

[Mr. Spencer]

Thread of the year contender on ANY forum. Full of top laughs.

The one...and only.